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Follow me, I'm funny as SHIT!!!!

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@MezKennedy couldn't think of anything better my chommie! Cannot wait!!!!

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Deja poo........... That feeling you have heard this shit before.....

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You gotta make sure the juice is worth the squeeze....

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I dig,you dig,we dig,he dig, she dig,they dig.....its not a beautiful poem, but its pretty deep....

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I set my passwords as "incorrect" so when I forget it my computer is kind enough to remind me.....

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Platipuss can produce milk and lay eggs.....so why the fuck don't they open custard factories???

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Personally I think cheap circumcisions are just a rip-off....

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Don't get upset over people..... They will all die.

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I'm not even gona explain the irony of seeing 2 lesbians having dinner at ocean basket.....

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You don't play strip poker in a onezie....

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Man who fall asleep with itchy bum....wakes with stinky finger.

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How mature am I? Well on a scale of 0-100 I'd say I'm about a 69.....

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Swallowed my mouth wash this morning, just cos its friday, and I like to party.

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If ur a lesbian gynecologist you are a classified VAGENIUS!!!!!!

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Met a pony with a sore throat once....or maybe he was just a little horse. I'm not too sure....

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Nobody gives a shit about what you ate for your last meal insta-tard. Kill yourself. #assholes

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@BR_staples. Geordie shore called....they want their comb over back! #scottyTwannaBe

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I miss varsity..wat I really mean is I miss playin tiger woods, watchin eurotrip, eatin pizza and arguing bout who's more drunk @MezKennedy

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Sorry, new phone so I lost all my contacts.....JOKES, I deleted you cos you are annoying as f#*k.... #truestory

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How can it be the world series baseball wen only one nation competes...against its self? #americanlogic #shame