“You shouldn’t pay any attention to the fact that she was appointed by the former president," said former U.S. District Court Judge Gregory M. Sleet, Noreika’s predecessor in Wilmington. My latest for @TheMessenger: https://t.co/XVxNA9Wvzb
I’ve officially reached the stage of parenthood where The Happy Song is playing in your head on a 24-hour continuous loop.
Through the valleys and the hills, away we go.
Men in their 40s: I don’t use TikTok because I’m not a child.
Also men in their 40s: Check out this hilarious video! (Uses Facebook Messenger to send a 6 month old TikTok that’s been uploaded as an Instagram reel)
Things they don’t tell you about parenthood: Having a baby will dramatically increase the number of strangers who knock on your door for ABSOLUTELY NO GODDAMN REASON!!!!
For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends.
(Spoiler: It’s Schutte Park.
The sidewalk ends in Schutte Park.)