Scott Goss

Communications Director for the Delaware State Education Association but mostly just Lily Olive’s pops.

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@stevie_bro @Gabriel13za @RKDuet56 @Graham_Mark_E Legal fentanyl is manufactured in the United States. Illicit fentanyl can come from anywhere.

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My 2-year-old at the doctor’s office

https://t.co/UgM75nISqc

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#newjerseydrone https://t.co/fnWfd1Eny1

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February used to be a proper month.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Missed the ice cream truck today because I was too proud to run. And for what. What honor did that bring me

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Deeply unserious company we’re dealing with over here.

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@MaddyinDE is killing it out here in these streets.

[Maddy Lauria @MaddyinDE]

“You shouldn’t pay any attention to the fact that she was appointed by the former president," said former U.S. District Court Judge Gregory M. Sleet, Noreika’s predecessor in Wilmington. My latest for ⁦@TheMessenger⁩: https://t.co/XVxNA9Wvzb

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@chuckdelaware Let me introduce you to an Imogen Heap song created in a lab to appeal to children.

https://t.co/1I2RrZfNOu

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I’ve officially reached the stage of parenthood where The Happy Song is playing in your head on a 24-hour continuous loop.

Through the valleys and the hills, away we go.

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Men in their 40s: I don’t use TikTok because I’m not a child.

Also men in their 40s: Check out this hilarious video! (Uses Facebook Messenger to send a 6 month old TikTok that’s been uploaded as an Instagram reel)

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@AdamSchefter @JeffMordock

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Things they don’t tell you about parenthood: Having a baby will dramatically increase the number of strangers who knock on your door for ABSOLUTELY NO GODDAMN REASON!!!!

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@marina_affo We should hang out more.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but there are no onions in Funyuns.

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What it’s like to own chickens in one screenshot

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We did it, folks.

Five weeks and six days into parenthood and my wife and I finally bathed on the same day.

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For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends.

(Spoiler: It’s Schutte Park.
The sidewalk ends in Schutte Park.)

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“Fabric softener is a scam!”

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@KyleEvansGay You’re right. Better check.

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Some personal news:

Having checked for the 1,647th time today, my daughter is in fact just sleeping.

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@akoppeser Congratulations!!