Scott Heimann

No one should go a day without dogs...or dessert

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Are they going to be the first team to win a title through the power of friendship? #LetEmKnow

[Gabriella Kreuz @thesportsGab]

“That s*** go hard I’m not gonna lie” -Donovan Mitchell on the one of one cat pun t-shirt JA is sporting for the postgame presser 😂 #letemknow

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Jameis Winston is the Michael Jordan of Ryan Fitzpatricks #DawgPound

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“Sherrod brown openly sides with the British on taxation without representation!”

Bernie Moreno’s next ad interrupting my kids watching YouTube

[Sherrod Brown @SherrodBrown]

Good morning to everyone except Yankees fans.

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Elite level hype man. How long do we have to wait for the @Browns to have @Jaboowins jerseys online?

[Just Win Management Group @JustWinMGMT]

Jameis Mic'd Up... Epic 👏👏👏 via @Browns
#TopTierContent #LetsWinTogether

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

the unveil from the 🔝.

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If anyone needed a prescription to get rid of the Flacco fever, that throw was it 🤦🏻‍♂️ #Browns

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Feel like ESPN is just airing the Iowa spring game and calling it the #CottonBowl for ratings

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Obvious question: is Joe Flacco elite? #Browns

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Talking to my 4 year old: “hey buddy, what do you want to get mommy for Mother’s Day”

Him: “umm…. (long pause) I think when is kid’s day?”

🤦🏻‍♂️

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@MaizenBrew

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@cnni

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@BleacherReport

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@PatMcAfeeShow

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@mikegolicjr out here calling plays for Eastern Kentucky

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All the Notre Dame apologists when they see @notthefakeSVP after the game

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Tim Donaghy level officiating in the #BAMAvsTEX game right now

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Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

My toddler in August: “hey daddy, can you tell Santa I want @pawpatrol wrapping paper at Christmas?”

#Parenting

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@FieldYates

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All the non-royal parents out there right now #PlatinumJubilee

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Why am I CRYING 😭

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@TomBrady @AaronRodgers12 @JoshAllenQB @PatrickMahomes