Scott Howie

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@RedHighlander83 @ScotlandNT I think we’ve identified the new Scotland manager. Narky McSnipe is going to lead us to World Cup glory from his keyboard. Gaun yersel’ mate.

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@JayneMoobs Aw the best!

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@MikeStewart79 And if we’d beat Brazil 8-0 your debts would have been cancelled?

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@Britpopmemories @liamgallagher Select was a fanzine. Wonderful!

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@Andypublicuk You do sound a bit of a whiny arsehole.

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@petitecyclist The number of bikes you need is equal to the number of bikes you have. Plus one.

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@MarshaBlackburn You did just make this up. What was it? Dishonesty or stupidity?

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@realDonaldTrump Donald, Eric, Ivanka, Barron - please step in. This is getting sad to watch.

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@SecWar It would have been nice if he could have defended his country when called upon. But the doctors told him the he was not fit enough, that he’d only be a liability to the heroes fighting for America, and it would be best if he stayed at home.

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@ColinSphoenix Best of luck against the SFA. COYP. 🖤🤍

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@ScottishFA Kinda fuked up that one, didn’t you? Laughing stock.

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@WhiteHouse I know it’s your job but you’ve got to look yourself in the mirror tonight. Look your wife and kids in the eye.

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@chris_sutton73 You’ve become a tick-tokker. Or one of those guys in school who would snark up on Monday morning asking how your team got on at the weekend when he knows you got beat. I thought you were better than this.

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@agnetha1972 Ooh, aah. Wonderful.

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@EwanMacKenna A guy standing more or less on the penalty spot is not interfering with play? What is he doing on the pitch?

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@KMX1874 Bought a couple of items from Hearts website. Champions.

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@spfl @blackfordian1 Ordered a couple of things from Hearts website today to commemorate the champions of Scotland 2026.

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@spfl @blackfordian1 The match ended?

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@TheFootyFeed He’s lucky that van Dijk is his captain and not Puyol. Puyol would not accept that.

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@NikitaCatSpeaks @L26426771Roux Went to that club in Islington with 4 floors and a lava lamp down the middle. Friday night 22.00 till 6 Saturday. Walked across the road and waited till 7 to start Saturday overtime shift. The oldies were playing country music radio and I was bouncing to Johnny Cash.