Scott Rowan

This is a parody account, not affiliated with the REAL Scott J Rowan. 31 years old. My job is using computer.

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*Joey Ramone Voice* “Bibimbap”

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@patriottakes The steak and shake in my city got shut down because it had too many roaches.

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“Stankonia is a Pokestop” sometimes, rarely, the most beautiful things happen in this world

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Now watching: NAPA BOYS. Not sure how a parody of SIDEWAYS ever got made but I’m here for it.

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Received confirmation that my mailman gossips and complains about me.

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@connorratliff Did it last season too.

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@Srirachachau @BigBoyler Always loved that he enjoys making mix tapes but he’s horrible at.

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@davidjguzman I just hope this ends with me getting my own page on IMDB.

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@FrankConniff Wonder who's going to be on the stage to honor him. Ann Coulter? Dennis Miller? Should be a hilarious and heartwarming evening.

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Tarantino left Israel just in time to put on a play in London.

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@DrPopCultureUSA He usually says he’s from Ohio! Grew up in Dayton.

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@jonfavs She has no presence here. Haven’t heard of an event or town hall since the announcement. Unless you folllow local politics, NO ONE has heard of her. Marcy will probably have one last term.

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@SNLinReview Pretty week writing other than update. Gorillaz was cool as fuck. Give it a B because of them

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@thesnlnetwork Funniest bit of the night for me

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@BenStiller Looks like paramount holds the rights. They most likely gave permission because we know why.

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@BadPostsLLC Bet she overheard their rehearsing and the ending to DEER HUNTER was spoiled.

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Congratulations on getting probation. I hope you turn your life around.

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@DiscussingFilm TIME JUMP - ELDERLY SHAUNA

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@MHerskovitz @DavidPoland This video might be the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen

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@charles270 6oz ribeye I’m out the door.