Scott Kerr - WAY UP

Singer/songwriter/ guitarist with Way Up. Very, very keen on animal rights and the rights of the defenceless. No political affiliations and does enjoy gossip.

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This is our Spotify link. If you fancy looking in and following then that would be very nice. Scott https://t.co/izh3YBB1uz

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Keeping Up with the Sturgeons continues

After escaping Gordon Brown’s Cave of Despair, Nicola and Peter cross the Scottish border and flee to the familiar comfort of London’s Savoy Hotel.

But they weren’t counting on The Proclaimers.

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IBS flare up and I said to my Mrs o for a bottle of Kaolin Morphine. What’s that said she and when I explained it’s actually Clay carried in liquid suspension which contains Morphine she just said “ and you could get that at Boots “ Ah the old remedies eh. #NHS #Fridaythoughts

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Rookie mistake, the weather lady said reduced temp and cloudy, I believed her and banged straight into outdoor work, ah well I’m sure she meant well #wednesdaythought

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@_Aria_2210 36

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@William43761229 Behave , the mogs have nae chance lol

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À while ago à Rook near me cawed and I said hello. Look I’m Scottish and superstitions rule. Anyway it flew above me and landed on my house roof. Since then I’ve now got 2 sometimes 3 or 4 Rooks and 1 Crow appearing for their breakfast every am. I think I’ve been adopted #Nature

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New song, oh yes it is https://t.co/CRniLm6E43

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So I take it that with the removal of several Northern Labour run councils the blockages or the reluctance to really open up the grooming investigations will be removed #Tuesdaythoughts

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My local Polling Station is going like a fair, gonna be quite a results day tomorrow #Localelections

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Hard Pub, man I went to a quiz night there once and the first question was what the fuck are you looking at #wednesdaythought

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This am within ten minutes in my garden 13 different birds, ( courtesy of Merlin app ) I’m really happy with that - Dumfries Scotland #Birds

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Sun’s sort of shining, it’s sort of warm outside, it’s one of those days when I may do absolutely bugger all. To be fair to myself I did cut the grass yesterday, sort off. #Fridayvibes

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Man I didn’t know our MP’s knew as many platitudes, absolutely shameful #knife

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Anyone who wants a lesson in diplomacy should read King Charles’s speeches to Congress and State Banquet yesterday, he didn’t put a foot wrong meanwhile today back in UK we have the nonsense which is PM’s Question time ah well tv off until tonight #KingCharles

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Assassins nowadays eh , couldn’t hit an Archduke sitting in an open carriage stuck in traffic outside à cafe.

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Right the label did say Hot Sauce but come on tae xxxx, bearing in mind that I
once, for a bet, ate the Worlds hottest Chili baked into a crisp , ( I have no words) even I was taken by surprise by this. Still after my mouth numbed it was ok #Sundayvibe

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So it’s à nothing to see here guv with the Met and Epstein’s London flats, aye me, you and the rest of Joe Public are just here for Wars and factories right enough fkn establishment #EPSTEİN

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Soooo, although there’s MI5, MI6, GCHQ, the National Crime Agency etc our Sir Keir only realised Mandelson is a wrong un when a News Agency released some emails. If anyone believes that I have a really large bridge to sell.#MrSpeaker #Starmer

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Screw Mandelson’s connections with China he should never got the job because of his connections to Epstein. Now it’ll be the victims are always uppermost in my thoughts crap all week from Starmer. It’s just a shame you didn’t think about that before #Starmer

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He’s not the Messiah he’s just a very naughty doctor , apologies to Brian