THE Scott Kingery

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

I am in camp with the Cubs come see me flame out in Arizona!

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@DBKeeperLeague I have been remiss in not posting anything for my legion of fans. Happy to be back in the Majors with the Angels. Off to a rough start, I need a certain GM to give me a chance in the Dusty Baker League.

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@SmoothPilsners That’s a big ballpark out in Frisco. I never once got a ball out of the infield there.

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@DBKeeperLeague I see your struggles Jeff McNeil, I can feel your pain. My wife says a warm bubble bath always makes her Vajayjay feel better, perhaps that will work for you.

Again, call me if I can help in any way. .174 over the last two weeks is a symptom of bigger issues.

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@DBKeeperLeague RIP Chet Lemon. I only met you once at the Pepper Palace in Gatlinburg Tennessee but you were a hell of a nice guy and loaned me 87¢ so I could buy a bottle of Trump Garlic Hot Sauce.

Baseball and the world will miss the great Chet Lemon!

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

I took my wife out for a fancy meal at Chilis the other night and Jeff McNeil came in with his side piece. He looked like a broken man.

Jeff if you need to talk call me, I know what you’re going through.

[Parker Butler @parkerpbutler]

Just incredible

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@TBHotMic My roommate in Philadelphia used to tell stories about how nasty his old man was.

I wish Ryan a quick recovery and a return to his sub standard roots.

Also, I am selling autographed cards for 79¢ + $14.95 postage and handling.

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@DBKeeperLeague @NateBishopOpus
As a former member of the Master of Puppets organization I would like to warn my friend Jeff McNeil.

That org ruined my career. I have been relegated to be the oldest man including the manager on the Salt Lake Bees.

Get out while you can!

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@DBKeeperLeague
Well the good news is I am still hitting .387 for the Salt Lake Bees. Bad news is I hurt my left labia majora & am out until we can find a donor organ. We are checking with Bryce Harper to see if he is a match. He was born with 4 labia majora so he has an extry.

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

I am begging some MLB team give me another opportunity. I am going to be 31 this month and I have blown all my extension money on blow and hookers. I am desperate for a pay check.

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

RIP in peace my good friend Octavio Dotel. You taught me a lot.

I remember when you said to me “Scotty, lay of the high cheese.”

If only I only had listened I’d still be in the majors.

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@TBHotMic I know how it feels to be let go. I remember when people thought I was a fantasy league keeper, I let everyone down that thought I was a can’t miss.

We had the day off today but I am still hitting .370 for the Salt Lake Bees. The dream will never die.

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

One of these days I’ll get an offer like this.

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

I am batting .370 for the Salt Lake Bees. Will another MLB team give me a shot? I am talking to you Terry Francona.

Will I get another shot?

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@DBKeeperLeague

Boy I remember this day. Blue Jays fan kept mooning us.

https://t.co/7CUjDZQvYK

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

Is it just me (Scott Kingery) or is Paul Skenes girlfriend a ho?

https://t.co/O2ZPvdDpUZ

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@DBKeeperLeague Come see me and my Band (Scotty K and the Kingmen) at Pat’s Place in Jackson Tennessee tomorrow night.

We open for Chris Jericho and his Band Kuarantine.

Should be a great time, Shane Victorino promised to make an appearance.

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@TBHotMic I sure hope Maury’s son makes it back. Nice kid, I met him briefly when I was playing in the Mexican League late last year.

I remember the encounter because some scout from the Master of Puppets was there to see me.

Povichs’ Dad is no Jerry Springer though.

[THE Scott Kingery @ScottKingeryHOF]

@DBKeeperLeague I was expecting more content from this page when Nick Senzel told me I should follow it. 🤴☹️