Scott Moore

Principal Trumpet, Memphis Symphony Orchestra. Proud father, agreeable husband, obsessed golfer, baseball lover, kitten wrangler.

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@michaelharriot I knew Dr Lazarus. I served with Dr Lazarus. He was a friend of mine. YOU ARE NO DR LAZARUS!

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@StarrburyMike

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@ThreatNotation Yeah, professional orchestras *never* make jokes about that. 👌 😂

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@CatJarman @butserfarm Loved the episode, even though the 9th earl of Spencer wouldn't let you and your team sleep in the big house. 😂

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@thrillsseeker @isaacdecastro @DGisSERIOUS Sent this to my wife before looking in the comments

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@andlikelaura Nurse: What's Facebook?

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@HuffPost Is...is that...Charles Bronson?

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@shannonrwatts Also, "Fuck me? No, fuck YOU!"

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@GrammarTable Eggs

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@SteveMushynsky @BradleyOnishi My nephrologist told me that Ibuprofen keeps him in business. I now have a transplanted kidney that will never be familiarized with the stuff.

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@ReverendWarnock So did you start on trumpet/cornet? That's why you played treble clef baritone?

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@Sean_Zak

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@PadmaLakshmi Start in a cold oven, set to 400°.

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@TheRealHoarse How many Baptists do you take fishing with you? Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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@tombailey74 @Garywilliams1Up Same here, Tom.

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@quinncy

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@joerestivo 😳

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@IFLScience When they improve the focus

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Does anyone else play their own variation of #Wordle where you try to guess your friends' opening words based on the posts of their results?

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@olgakhazan I thought he was a cellist? He should have a nice polyester tuxedo and clip-on bow tie, right?