Scottie P

Cook a lot, thoughts are still my own thankfully. Highland boy. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

200g of strong OO flour, 2 whole eggs, 1 egg yolk, pinch of salt. Put everything in a food processor till breadcrumbs, turn out onto bench, knead into ball, clingwrap and fridge for 30min, then roll out and cut. Roll out just under thickness of a beer mat.

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@reformexposed I know that most Reform voters probably don’t mind eating like a neanderthal but I do prefer to use a knife and fork.

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@MatthewStadlen @drchrisnewton Exactly. I’d go as far to say he purposely did it as such a time that his mob of yobs had enough time to mobilise on the city so it boiled over that day.

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@SPT1603 @hol40900 @Nigel_Farage If you’re naive to think Nigel didn’t know exactly what he was doing by saying what he did then I have a chocolate teapot I’d like to sell you. Right down to the time he made his statement, 8am, plenty of time for his thugs to mobilise, and all the likely twats to get there.

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@JakedChinatown lol, Americans are being duped alright but it ain’t by Springsteen, it’s by the billionaire douche who’s got a golden toilet in his penthouse and claiming to be a man of the people. 🤣

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@rickygervais Samson.

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@Dashytwo I have a tax return I could use your help with. 🥴

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@piersmorgan Well he could have just banged on about knowing Trump once and blah blah blah like you. And if you ever had a ‘last episode’ what would you do??

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@FoxNews @juliamacfarlane It’s because she has none.

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@realrikkidoolan Sing?

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

There’s something going on with dad

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@I_amMukhtar

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@InesBetancur1 @SteveInmanClips got to do this one please

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@JeremyVineOn5 It was for security reasons 🥴

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@PookyD81 It’s bloody rank alright. If you want a decently nice drinking red that doesn’t break the bank, this little drop from Waitrose costs £9 on offer and is great.

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Reform waking up to realise Nige isn't prime minister but they're now just in charge of multiple bin collections

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@CrerarKeith @plinketyplink2 Perfect tweet Keith 🤣

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@TiffanyFong Disco biscuits

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@Scaramucci All you have to do is look at which world leaders Trump admires most, Putin, Modi, Bolsonaro, Orban, Jong Un, and then how he actually treats so-called allies, and that tells you everything you need to know. His actual words and actual actions, Americans are idiots.

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@ChristnNitemare Pffffe, doesn’t everyone have those dreams and wake up with bruises on them, I mean there was this one time when I woke up and even my pj’s were on back to front.

[Scottie P @ScottParkChef]

@Jennnyyyyyy 18kg