Scott Robertson

its me, yep it is so follow me or it looks like im talking to myself

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.

[Football Manager Hair on Politicians @visualsatire]

Alex Salmond with the hair of Neil Lennon.

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

2016/17 🏆🏆🏆
2017/18 🏆🏆🏆
2018/19 🏆🏆🏆

Celtic Football Club - #TrebleTreble Winners! 🍀 ⚪️ 🙌

[@LidlGB @LidlGB]

Things Aldi also claim to have invented:

1. Irn Bru
2. Haggis
3. The Proclaimers
4. Yer Da Selling Avon

[Aidan @AMc88_]

Hope the wee dick was in tears today. Know your place.

[Scott Robertson @ScottRobertson7]

@StuartWard81

[Scott Robertson @ScottRobertson7]

Would have been better with Miranda Hart than Miranda with that defending. #BRASUI

[Jason Leitch @jasonleitch]

From @TheScotsman. Helpful explanation of the most commonly used statistic to describe A&E.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Bbc just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named sports personality of the year but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

[Craig @craigforrest]

I feel like somebody sent Nicola Sturgeon abuse about alcohol prices n she was like ken wit after everything I’ve done see fur yer cheek it’s £900

[Oldfirmfacts @Oldfirmfacts1]

Patriotic Hibs fans unveil stunning saltire display

[Menzi @Andrewjmenzi]

Not unpopular and pretty fucking common, nae like you've just ordered a vodka breastmilk https://t.co/msgP9VfNkG

[Jon Laurence @jonlaurence]

Huge if true

[Steven Chicken @StevenChicken]

This makes having this stupid name all my stupid life entirely worthwhile

[Rangers Football Club ⚪ @RaingersFc]

Rangers are pleased to confirm the signing of Singaporean International, Taxa Voidance on a 3 year deal. #taxavoidance

[Ball Street @BallStreet]

Huge respect to Estonian side Paide Linnameeskond who managed to go 1-0 down within 14 seconds, without the opposition touching the ball.

[Doug Wood @dougwood27]

Only in Inverness do you get someone thinking a fence is a bank machine 😂