Scott Royer

Husband, daddy. What else is there?

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@ngaio420 Betcha the second one was louder!

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@HistorianComic

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@JElvisWeinstein I know what @RealGilbert and @Franksantopadre are doing late night tonight!

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@KeithisaJerk @jonsmallberries @thebrianposehn @NerdPokerPod @pattonoswalt raved about your movie on he and @MeredthSalenger 's podcast as well!

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@KaylaChowShow Take that out of your mouth!

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@pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger Do the Pringles really work?

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@HumanityPlague @thatbilloakley I saw some at a Wal-Mart (don't judge), stared for a while, reached towards one, and then ran away in terror.

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@drewmorgcomedy @IanKarmel This is the correct answer.

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@mingusmonk @IanKarmel Conan did this too. Was in the first 5-Timers Club sketch.

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@NSFVoyager2 @CanberraDSN Whaaaat?

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@BuffaloBills @NorthtownAuto "These guys are good... Scary good." Also makes a nice tribute to Rick Jeanneret

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@CoyoteToledo @blainecapatch

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@nerdist Three Men and a Baby

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Alright #BillsMafia, need a favor. For each RT this gets, @chevrolet will donate $5 to the @AmericanCancer. I know you are all in a good mood today, so thanks for the help! #wedrivefor @BuffRumblings @BuffaloFAMbase

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@HistorianComic Assholes is Assholes.

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@thatbilloakley @JackBox Shameless @thatbilloakley

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@KevinMKruse @Randall_Stps He's got a kid like that in every port

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@TheTweetOfGod Give him back, you son of a bitch!

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@HistorianComic this you?

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@TriumphICDHQ Thought that was a young A. Whitney Brown for a second.