Scott Phillips. He/Him

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

good morning

[Dan Schkade @DanSchkade]

"Paul Tyson" is 100% the name of a crooked hotelier who gets caught by Columbo

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

I’m excited to see Elon Musk, as the new head of the Department of Government Efficiency, help to run the country like he ran his businesses - with all the efficiency of a wet Roomba stuck in a corner.

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[hellon dude @allahliker]

if we make things worse, but we create shareholder value, then in a way didn't we make things better

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

good morning

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

they just do stuff man

[Corvids Daily @DailyCorvids]

Me 'n my homie trying to find where the FUCK we parked the car

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

“Young men need a space where they can act traditionally masculine.”

Mosh pits.

“And express their emotions in a healthy way.”

Mosh pits.

“Where they can find community.”

Mosh pits.

“Somewhere they can gain a basic understanding of consent.”

*STARTS DOING WINDMILLS*

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

No this actually happened. Even years AFTER World War II ended, the US government punished people who had expressed “premature anti-Nazi sympathies.” Meaning they punished people for having correctly opposed the Nazis before the US had officially joined the war against the Nazis.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Need every Democrat to call it “Trumpflation” the nanosecond prices rise from tariffs.

[Robert L. Reece, PhD @PhuzzieSlippers]

One thing I will never endorse is the idea that people "get what's coming to them" when they vote for shitty politicians.

Justice means justice for everyone, even your political opponents.

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

People don’t understand that in six months, when eggs are still $6, people are just gonna say “under Biden, there were $13 and also the shelves were bare and no one had food” and everyone just gonna believe it,

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Climate change can’t be stopped if there is no record of the climate changing.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

good morning