Scott Kendall

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[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

@sornduz haha I think I ran most of the way, I think the trauma of dropping my battered sausage made me pull a forrest gump on town

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

I think we can safely say k-rose was a lot better than rebel radio #gta5 #3cigarettesintheashtray

[Unusual Facts™ @UnusuaI_Facts]

A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time

[danzzw @danzzwx]

Adagio for strings

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

Typical, I go to a market and still manage to get stuck in a Topshop equivalent. Womens shopping isn't for me. #hurrythefuckup #helmets

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

That cycling montage was really something wasn't it! #Olympics2012

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

Moony and j dawg long ago @JamesMoon92 http://t.co/DekqmBmr

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

@emmacooper_x I believe the duck bill mainly consists of its mouth #mythicalhyenas

[Tom Hanks @tomhanks]

Thanx for the B'Day wishes.! Born in '56, turning 56. That mean anything? Not bad looking for 56, eh? Hanx http://t.co/ONpcQO6h

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

Come on murray, your time is now! #britain #imatenniskid

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

Watching king kong in a dark room with a glass of ribena #ultimatehangovercure? #donotdisturb

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

@duncanb5 very original, going to be supporting ukraine next game? Or do you just follow ribery #vivalafrance! #delribsforlife

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

@duncanb5 I don't take anything seriously from you, but I expect you to support your own country #49%english

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

@duncanb5 you're the embarassing one supporting france just to be different #riberysbitch #divingcunt

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

@duncanb5 fucking ribery bumming cunt bag, get out of my country you scottish piece of shit #williamwallace #traitor

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

@duncanb5 who are you supporting?

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

That's what you get when you don't mark the opposition and you defend like fucking shit. #sortitoutengland! #attack

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

Come on England! Do us proud, beat these frogs #proudtobebritish #patriots #riberyisacunt

[Scott Kendall @ScottTKendall]

Would of been good to see michael mccintyre in the england squad. old paddy is a very solid left back! #socceraid #putrobbieon!