Scott Turner

Specialist fielder, part time footballer, full time hero. The new Mourinho. Have a stripping midget doppelganger in Benidorm

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@JamesRadford11 Congratulations pal

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@leehartnoll @Oldtime101 Looks like a tree pal

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@VOGCouncil @WalesRecycles Can't get an appointment at the tip for a week though

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@EnforcementVog Is your booking system for the tip at Barry malfunctioning or are there really no appointments available for the next 6 days?

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@DirtyFootbaIIer @leehartnoll 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Jordan_Fox95 Jord you had to hide behind your brother in Greggs. Pipe down

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@CallumMansell95 Jtm said the same about you

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@Justinthom30 @Jordan_Fox95 He doesn't do jokes either

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@AshHudson17 @FAWCoachEd @CTAFCacademy Well done Ash. Hope you're keeping well 💪

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@leehartnoll Kin hell

[Mark Pitman @markpitman1]

A 2-1 win for @PontardaweTown against @BaglanDragons in the final game of the #JDCymruSouth. The home side miss an injury-time penalty but the visitors are relegated. Nice to watch a game in the sun and in the dry, and an easy ‘Where’s Waldo’ competition to end the season.

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@CallumMansell95 Most of our lot cut the feet off 🙄

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After all of those asthma treatment allegations, it's ironic that Klopp has run out of puff

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@JamesRadford11 Class that is pal 👏

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@davs28 @TheDartsReferee My brother ❤️

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@Pu55yman_Dan @Joey7Barton Dan you can't be serious with that twitter handle 🤣🤣🤣

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@WhatWeWitnessed @BlakosM I've seen some weird things in my time but you and Yoshi having a sword fight down the bevs is definitely right up there

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@AndrewRTDavies That's £3.3M on each politician?

[Scott Turner @ScottTurner83]

@BlakosM That's some chest hair shit right there

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@SetCheshire @MarkDrakeford @AndrewRTDavies thoughts please