Scott

Father, Joiner extraordinaire, I run a bit, Rangers, general shit chat, politics stuff, and any other mundane topic that takes my fancy.

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

@SnakeDerick Joachim Bjorklund, actually pretty decent player IIRC pretty sure we sold him to Valencia

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

@taximan2002 @sweirz Not old enough to have seen him play other than clips I've seen over the years and he looked like a player very fast and skilfull/agile

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

Glen lyon Ultra Marathon completed at the weekend 6hrs 17mins

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

@barloch76 @mr_arrrrrr I done an ultra marathon 😆 no cop is keeping up with me 😆

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

The day I was personally mugged off by a member of the royal family - A true story

On a hot summer’s day in 1995, in a lavish garden in Fife, my supervisor and I were standing in a big hole in the ground. The hole had been dug some days previously for a swimming pool that was to eventually fill the sizeable excavation where we were now standing.

The garden, and accompanying estate, were the property of Henry Scrymgeour-Wedderburn, 11th Earl of Dundee, who had commissioned the swimming pool.

As we toiled in the blaze of the midday sun installing electrical cables for lighting, we saw Earl Dundee walking around with someone who looked very familiar to me. The pair walked towards us and engaged us in conversation. The Earl’s companion, a much older gentleman, regaled us with a tale of an eccentric man who used to go swimming in Hyde Park every day, rain or shine. After he’d finished his tale I piped up.

‘I hope you don’t mind me asking, but you seem very familiar’, said I.

‘Oh?’ replied the man. He smiled and paused for a minute. ‘Do you have any money in your pocket?’

Thinking this was a very odd thing to ask, but aware of the peculiarities of the aristocracy (whom I thought this guy must have been a member of), I pulled out a 50p piece from my pocket.

‘You see that woman?’ he asked, pointing at the female face on the coin. ‘That’s my wife.’

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

@barloch76 @mr_arrrrrr Get it done 😆

[Ewen Cameron @EwenDCameron]

‘The anger, the disappointment, the injustice’

Craig Gordon on Instagram.

#Hearts ♥️

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

@MrJamesMay @prieurdp But you still need to reverse out the space !!

When doing the food shopping I need access to the boot so reversing into the space would be stupid tbh

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

@crossy72_ @MEW1934 Mark was one of my favourite players when he was at Rangers

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

@MajorDMalpas @TSHorror 23 years old holy fuck

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

Climate con

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

📺☀️ Video of two BBC weather forecasts 19 years apart

1️⃣ 2003 it was warmer than expected this weekend and most of the map yellow /orange.

2️⃣ 2022 nearly the whole map in red.

They didn’t seem to alarm the country back in the day as much when we hit some warmer days.

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

@AndyKerr1972 Hairdressers sneaking in to cut hair etc

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

He’s actually spot on with this…

[Ryan-Thomas 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @RyanThomas_Q]

Seems a good time to share this again.

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

@tagsbo @BlueRoomArt Gliding touch apparently, if so why does Moores knee twist outwards at the point of contact.

Collum doing his best politician impression try to bullshit himself and his corrupt cohorts out a hole.

[Stevie @enclosureloyal]

🧡

[Roberto @robert0wfc]

Hi my names Rob

[✪ ⒿⓇ ✪ @JR_G51_2XD]

🤣 @JamTarts launching their new kit with Lawrence Shankland still in the promo video is honestly peak Hearts.

Either nobody could be arsed checking it, or they’re that gutted he’s away they’ve decided to keep him in for one last cry.

Watch till the end he’s still there. 😂

[Il Genio @FritzGschweidl]

Davie Cooper vs Brazil 1987

a Brazilian trapped in a Scotsman’s body.

[Scott @ScottWi1son]

Wild

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

▶️ Take a look at the VAR check that saw Celtic awarded a late penalty at Motherwell for handball.

At 6pm on @SkyFootball watch Scottish Football VAR Review to hear what the SFA's head of refereeing Willie Collum made of it 📺