Scott Calvert

Shake the Disease

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

Recently, I've been typing out entire tweets before deciding to just delete them. This might be the best way to use Twitter.

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

FYI, I'm still alive. I had to log back on for the first time in over 2 years to find something. I'm afraid to stick around though, as I hear its still a hellscape here. I'm on IG at @scottecalvert if you want to follow me there. Cheers.

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

I'm only tweeting this to make sure that I do it. Goodbye irrational Everton transfer twitter. I'll miss you the most.

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

I too made a nuclear holocaust joke, but this website is not good for me. Or anyone probably. I've been thinking about it for a while, and I'm going to have my wife change my password tonight so I can stay off it a while.

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

@mtedder #sorrynotsorry

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

@mtedder Would you say the placement is virtually insane?

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

I can't believe I'm going to die in a nuclear holocaust before Spotify adds "Something Good" by Utah Saints to its library. https://t.co/rouvJy3bA0

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

Finally, the White House Correspondents' Dinner gets some competition. https://t.co/dJFxa8NLCn

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

@ScottAukerman Has it though?

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

Move Your Feet by Junior Senior https://t.co/76RUve6FVF

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

quote tweet this with what song should have gone #1 on billboard hot 100, but never did because the general public refuses to have good taste

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

@guerrillacandy Makes sense. I noticed the lack of "80s bands" this year. Years past have had DM, New Order, Morrissey, etc. Nothing really like that this year.

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

@NedRaggett That was my EXACT reaction

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

Evergreen tweet https://t.co/3ShAcLe4fr

[SI Soccer @si_soccer]

Everton may not wind up with its desired forward after all https://t.co/bT9R7nb7nI

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

"I wrote it" clapback tweets are the only good tweets https://t.co/KITUcgCPBW

[Robert Samuels @newsbysamuels]

I wrote it. https://t.co/hplWGBOYov

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

@busblog To help you with your resolution https://t.co/yPQfrxyVL7

[Jake (the 80s & 90s never ended in my world) Rudh @JakeRudh]

Love these pre-Blondie Debbie Harry pics.

(Debbie was a backing singer in the folk/rock band The Wind in the Willows in the late ‘60s)

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

Orrin Hatch will now get those soft-focus, lion of the Senate write ups, but don’t forget he did stuff like this: https://t.co/2dmFWew3GS

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

@jamisonfoser He *literally* asked that the nominee be Merrick Garland, and then refused to support him. Dude is hilarious.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

If people working full time jobs still need food stamps to feed their families, they aren’t leeching off the system.. their employers are. #walmart #SNAP

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

@simplyb42 Nah. I bet this is his last head coaching gig.

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

I, obviously, hope I’m wrong.

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

Here’s my bold prediction: Pete Carroll will never again get the Seahawks into to the playoffs.

[Scott Calvert @Scott_Calvert]

@SheaSerrano You're the President now. I knew we could do it.