Scott Disick

Father, Actor, Owner. Parody, Fan Page. Not affiliated with Scott Disick.

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The corner of my bathtub is also referred to as "The Shampoo Bottle Graveyard."

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Sometimes when I'm bored I sit in my refrigerator, and pretend I'm a slice of cheese.

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Could you not ignore me while I'm ignoring you please?

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Sometimes I think life is one big test and I’m in the wrong classroom.

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Growing up and becoming an adult was the worst decision I've ever made.

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I'd rather look back at my past and say, "I can't believe I did that!" instead of saying "I wish I did that."

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Oh, you punched the wall in front of everyone? Better not mess with you.

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I drink to have fun, not to get drunk.

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Dear spiders, if I see you outside, I will let you live. But if I see you in my house, I will kill you. You choose.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Best joke ever: My love life.

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Don't make a permanent decision for your temporary emotion.

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A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the best thing ever.

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I instantly smile when I see a text from you; I don't care what's in it. It's amazing to know I crossed your mind even just for a second.

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A million feelings. A thousand thoughts. A hundred memories. All for one person.

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We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.

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When someone fucks you over, you change.

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"Fungry" The State Of Being Fucking Hungry.

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I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.

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Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.