Scott Eubanks

Technical writer. Father of two. Essay/short story writer. Hero.

[The Pixel Factor @ThePixelFactor]

Next time on #GameofThrones #Briemund

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What the hell do squirrels do all day?

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"Kevin Kramer Starts on Monday" by Debbie Graber: Excellent, hilarious story about corporate insanity. https://t.co/XWtyaBr2Q8

[Electric Literature @ElectricLit]

Office politics get hilarious in "Kevin Kramer Starts on Monday" by Debbie Graber, recommended by @unnamedpress. https://t.co/dEEWEFnS8Y

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Took way too long to figure out my Twitter password...now what?

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@ComicBookMedia @BrianCBaer @inspiringpizza It's way better.

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#marlboro https://t.co/ntMS3RPbHK

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Wisdom from my 4-year-old: "Vampires don't fart."

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Me: You clown butts gonna eat dinner?
Elliott: Hey, we're not clown butts.
Me: Are you sure?
Elliott: No?

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@BrianCBaer do you want me to bring your book boxes back?

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@BrianCBaer @YahooParenting more like a great idea for pajamas!

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If you think you don't have any enemies, remember the person who bought your kids a harmonica.

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@BrianCBaer HODOR?!?

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Yes, I was the guy laughing in the first row at Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Built a porch in Montana. Having never seen people, the field mice followed us around.

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@BrianCBaer I'll wear it under my shirt and tie. When things get tough, I'll pull open my shirt and say, "I'm a wolf on the inside."

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At work today my boss called me a hipster Mr. Rogers.

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The true measure of a writer is your work being published even though your submission was in papyrus.

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I'd pay to read these letters: Neighbor Hellbent On Shutting Down Kid's 'Illegal' Lemonade Stand http://t.co/docz5Uu5Bi

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@BrianCBaer Doughy, bland, limp and sweaty. Basically, you're eating John Boehner for dinner.

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@BrianCBaer there's this hipsteresque kind of redneck authenticity they're all trying to portray.