Scott Stewart

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[Scott Stewart @Scott__Thoughts]

I wonder how much Charlie would go for on the open market

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If you were a breakfast, I would eat you

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This probably causes cancer in rats... Good thing I'm not a rat

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I keep getting all these texts from people I just margionally like... Work... Family... Friends...

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@hollyykate why don't you drunk text me??

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I'm gonna drink a Mexican beer tonight and drink every time Trump talks about Mexico #PresidentialDebate

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@hannahkayklein I hate when that happens

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Mark it down. August 25th 2016. The start of the ice age.

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Let's watch Usain Bolt. I taught him everything he knows about running the meters. He runs all the meters. 100... 400... 12 million...

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I have little hands and a slow brain

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Do you guys want any vinegar?

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Tell me again how you've always wanted to be a strawberry picker

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I've always hated marsupials

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@hannahkayklein that must be why you're not married yet

[angelica graynamore @hannahkayklein]

"Hannah by looking at your hair today I would assume you push all your belongings in a shopping cart and do crack"

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Never have cocaine and wine at the same time.

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I need more coffee, I've only had like 7 cups today

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No treble, just bass #ScottThoughts

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*First time hearing Nikki Minaj* #ScottThoughts

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Look at what my calculator can do!