Scott Simmonds

I found what I loved and I let it kill me.

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

May as well pin this one for later

[K.C. @KamoMac]

@BiteSizeBros @RyMacPW Please don't kill my son.

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@sugarhardy My matches are so potent that in this small segment they made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@RyMacPW Because literally any time you can duck me you do. Any time. Any place. I'll be there.

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

👀

[K.C. @KamoMac]

@leanne_mirasol Ryan told me he'd do it if given the chance. I laughed in his face.

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@RenegadeGEW I've been on Twitter longer than @RyMacPW has been alive

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@RyMacPW 👀

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@RenegadeGEW @KamoMac @RyMacPW Which one? They're both children - one is just slightly older, fatter and balder...

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@KamoMac @RyMacPW 😘

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@RenegadeGEW I'll try asking again next week

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@RyMacPW ...wait

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@RyMacPW You bet your sweet, prepubescent ass I am

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@RenegadeGEW Is it true that kid is already an aunt/uncle (strike those not applicable)

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@RenegadeGEW The people are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final.

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@PrettyPoisonSS Was... Was it a dick?

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

https://t.co/YqM8RSUDDa

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

@RyMacPW Just like your dreams

[Scott Simmonds @ScotteeeBeee]

I've been stewing on this one for a little bit. Normal service will resume shortly.

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