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never been to japan ~ The admiral of @gfgdota2

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

Physically erect, mentally flaccid

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

Redownloaded X for this - I’ll see ya all later

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

Back for a third session at the same bog - need to put a plaque up in here or something

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

Just dropped an absolutely destructive shit in the toilet at Gatwick Airport North Terminal located just past gates 565 and 566, cubicle on the back left as you go in 👍🏻

[GFG @gfgdota2]

The 100 coin Echo Slam!

🎙️ ⁦@ScottehHaskell⁩ & Ob(Not)

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

I’m quitting Twitter for 2024 for as long as I can - I cannot sustain this level of brain rot from reading this shit

With that said my final tweet (until I inevitably fail) is Free Palestine 🇵🇸

The genocide of Palestinians by Israel and it’s countless war crimes must end

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

How do I tell a friend he is part of a pyramid scheme involving mushrooms

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

Big fan of Scrumps completely ignoring Josie wanting Chicken Run 2 on and asking what football match I want on next

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

Gavvy popped, griddys hit, that’s the way we like to shit

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

Hey u got any games on ur phone?

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

My conspiracy theory is that the colours blue and green are and have always been the same #colourblindscam

[ESL Dota2 @ESLDota2]

🍻 How about another round?! 🍻

#ESLOne Birmingham RETURNS in April 2024! 12 of the best teams in the world will fight for $1,000,000 and a huge serving of #ESLProTour Points!

So grab a drink and mark the dates - April 26-28th is brawlin' time!

🇬🇧 https://t.co/4Gb5ABZt1n

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

His biggest crime was making SAP

[Matt Ford @matt_4d]

Some context: Dietmar Hopp was granted an exemption from 50+1 in 2015 in accordance with DFL regulations after supporting Hoffenheim substantially and without interruption for 20 years. He recently returned his shares to the parent club, meaning TSG are once again 50+1 conform.

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

Days like today I wish I still worked in an office so I could go and rant to someone

Shouting at the wall just isn’t the same

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

Well played to Eastleigh but the Linesman needs a trip to Specsavers

[xenophyte ❄ @xenophyte_]

man i love jingle jam season

[Dan @danbooth21]

It was special

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

@whoeverjosieis Let’s goo… who was it? Name and shame

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

@TwommoF1 - Driver of the Year - Oscar Piastri
- Underrated Driver - Liam Lawson
- Qualifier - Albon
- Individual Drive - Norris in Mexico
- Banger - Silverstone
- Clanger - Baku
- Latifi - G RUS Singapore
- Wholesome- KMags daughter with his gloves and helmet yesterday

[Andy Preston @AndyPreston96]

FT: WYCOMBE WANDERERS 1-2 READING

DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. READING HAVE WON AWAY. #wwfc #ReadingFC

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

Here’s an idea - hoovers but for tall people

[Scotê @ScottehHaskell]

Nothing quite like learning you have 44 quid of Just Eat account credit