Scott’s Daily Dong Facts

Parody fan account for fun “facts” about @scott98rock penis. Come here for your daily dose of dong. Not affiliated with JSS, 98 Rock, or The Salvation Army.

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@JSS98Rock Scott was banned from Dance Dance Revolution tournaments because he was using his hog as a third leg.

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Hi @jenlovessports1!!!

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@JSS98Rock Scott may be sitting in section 58 but his penis will be in section 69.

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@JSS98Rock Scott has to wait to pee because it takes a while to travel that long ass distance.

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@JSS98Rock this account welcomes all new fans to Scott’s dong. There is room for all on Scott’s penis.

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@JSS98Rock me anytime you guys talk about Scott’s penis.

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@JSS98Rock only iconic movie weapon prop you need is Scott’s penis.

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@JSS98Rock Scott’s penis just needs to get out there and push that cargo ship free.

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@JoshBirthday @JSS98Rock @JoeMRobinson This angers Scott’s penis.

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@JSS98Rock Scott’s penis is the best roller coaster on the planet.

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@_hangrypanda @AwesomeRob029 Not for Scott’s penis.

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@JSS98Rock One time Scott’s penis was starving and it ate so much that it caused the extinction of 15 different species of animal.

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@JSS98Rock Scott’s penis has a perfect score on Glassdoor.

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@JSS98Rock people should attend Professor Scott’s Penis course at Big O University.

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@JSS98Rock the only social media platform you need is Scott’s penis.

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@JSS98Rock The swells were from Scott’s penis doing its polar bear plunge.

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@JSS98Rock Scott has to use a ring light because his penis blocks out all light.

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@Achilles1108 @JSS98Rock Way to post this on the wrong account. Dumbass.

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@JSS98Rock this birthday break is the greatest. All about the penis.

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@JSS98Rock for the birthday show it should be nothing but discussion of Scott’s penis.