Just Call Me Pen

If you found your way here, you’re probably lost 🦈🍑🏳️‍🌈🇩🇪 ✨him/her✨

[Just Call Me Pen @Scotts_Tottss]

Aubrey Plaza could get it any day.

[Just Call Me Pen @Scotts_Tottss]

Adults are weird as fuck dude. Like grown ass age acting like high schoolers

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PAPER TOWEL COMMERCIALS ARE SO FAKE. ITS ALWAYS A KID SPILLING JUICE AND NEVER A CAT THROWING UP.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[Wavy Dad 🧜🏾‍♂️ @WavyPresident]

It’s breaking news everyDAY!

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

They convinced us that 2 weeks vacation per year is generous.

That working until you're 65 is normal.

That 40+ hours a week is just "how it is."

They're stealing our life away so they can live theirs.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I think a lot of us millennials are mourning the life we thought we’d have. Adulthood hit, and instead of thriving, it’s been nonstop doom ever since.

[g @gabsedih]

“are you free after work?”

me after work:

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

as a former baby i want to be aborted

[Maryah @mayah02_]

grieving is the longest crash out you will ever have to face .

[hera @shiningdaisies]

this adult shit is ass

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

I don’t want another job, I want OUT of this whole system.

[tani @keepupwithtani]

Using your PTO just to stay home & decompress is a vibe too.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

She’s so valid

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me applying for the job: "I'm a team player & super friendly"

Me when my coworker says good morning

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

[☔ @Whotfismick]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me: