I would rather have the Green Bay packers never win another playoff game for the remainder of my existence than to ever have a devil worshiping gay as my QB. #calebwilliams#devilmagic
It's been too long since I've Hawk roll tackled someone. I have some pent up aggression and if I don't get it out soon, someone's dog will become a victim on my next shroom walk
If you didn't send a blacked out text to your dad while luke combs sang remember him that way in concert, you didn't have enough beer or your dad hit you and either way I don't feel bad #yourfault
Thinkin about the time I fed a fish a nice pooch. Fucker inhaled it, did a couple donuts, and beached himself. Buddy was riding the buzz of a lifetime and I must say I'm a bit jealous #fishthatpack#15tothedome#weightsinfish
Some broad picked a fight at the bar last night. Took a while to debate in my head on whether to ray rice her ass in the middle of the establishment, or to let the old lady unleash her inner Amanda Nunez. In the time it took to conclude this debate a Mexican man cleaned her clock
It took 5 quarters and a series of very unfortunate events and injuries for the bears to beat a JV packers team AT HOME. Enjoy it because it's not gonna happen again.