Thcotty

DONT FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE. AHHHHH

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

To sum me up:
Foo Fighters, coffee, cigarettes, vinyl records, puppies, Captain Morgan, bad jokes with excellent comedic timing

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

Idk, I mean, what makes people that think like that, think that they deserve to be in the “Land of the Free” more than anyone else? Sounds like, at best, gatekeeping to me, lmao

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

I find it a bit ironic that people spout off about how great America is, yet are surprised when they meet someone not born there.
Like, you can’t yell in someone’s face about how great something is, then criticize and belittle them when they try to join in.

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

Ay these are basically the same characters, right?

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

Possibly even a *doiyoiyoiyoinnggg*

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

I’m adding fucking a clown to my bucket list. Mostly just cause I wanna know which places go *honk a honk* and which places go *heehaw*

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

Per average lifespan, I only have about 40 more chances to buy Girl Scout cookies, and this fact of life makes me want to drop it down to 1

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Drake: Oopsie, this might not be PG!

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[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

I love anime because it opens me up to new world views and perspectives.
It makes me say sentences I’ve never said before, like

“…yeah, I’d fuck that cat.”

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

The ability of cats to just completely ignore anything going on around them that doesn’t interest them is simply unrivaled

Fucking assholes

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

Idk, whatever man. At this point in my life, I’m ready to just be absolutely insane for no reason

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

Step 1: go to Walmart and purchase produce
Step 2: go to local farmers market and place produce on random vendors stalls, labeled “FREE”
Step 3: ???
Step 4: bliss

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

I don’t wanna be racist but, uh, junebugs fucking suck, so much, and I feel like there should be a slur for them. Like, I wanna hurt them on an emotional level, and not just a physical level

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

“Come on maannnn, I’ll suck your dick for some family”

-Vin Diesel, after executives refuse to make a 15th Fast & Furious movie

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

Happy Pride Month!❤️💛💚💙
The month where straight men have to admit Matt Rife is actually kinda hot. And yes, that makes you a little gay, but only like 4%, so don’t be weird about it.

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

Love that we’re having Mothageddon at the exact same time one of my windows in my car doesn’t want to roll up. Because I love battling insects randomly at a speed of 65 mph

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

Wish I had a humiliation kink so when I have my 3am cringe memories, I could just jerk off instead of cry

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

@electriceh Ginger princess peach*, but yes absolutely

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

My hair is almost long enough to cover my nipples when it’s down. Mostly when it’s wet, though.
Look out for my anime cosplay in the next moth or two

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

Stg, the way cats lay around and position themselves in houses, it’s like they’re purposely trying to make you step on them to get workers comp or some shit

[Thcotty @ScottyKnowsNow7]

Y’all ever be alive and accidentally find yourself romanticizing about the 1997 American SciFi Comedy “Flubber”™️, starring Robin Williams?