Scotty Ray

Half-assed blogger extraordinaire. Pseudo-intellectual. Hardfat & Fantasy Sports Dynamo. Village Idiot-Savant and #Hashtagging Journeyman

[Scotty Ray @ScottyRay35]

#RockBandLiterature Fleetwood Macbeth

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

10 signs you're doing well in life:

1. You have a roof over your head.
2. You ate today.
3. You have a good heart.
4. You care for others.
5. You have clean water.
6. Someone loves you.
7. You try to do better.
8. You have clean clothes.
9. You have dreams.
10. You’re breathing.

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Nobody:

10 year old me:

[Jason Frakes @kyhighs]

Nothing says “Baseball in 2026” like the first hitter in the All-Star Game having a .237 batting average.

[Jim Ross @JRsBBQ]

Heading home tomorrow!

Over 30 days in the hospital come to a grateful end.

Count your blessings daily. 🤠🙏

[Scotty Ray @ScottyRay35]

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[MLB @MLB]

Twenty years ago today, Mike Mussina let Joe Torre know he was going to finish what he started 🤣

Mussina then got the final out to close out the last complete game of his Hall of Fame career.

[Scotty Ray @ScottyRay35]

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Claimed

[Alcuin Press @AlcuinPress]

“Suffering is the only thing that teaches you who you really are."

— Rafael Nadal

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Ted Turner and Bobby Cox in the same week.

I feel like their Celebration of Life should be held on TBS at 7:05.

[Scotty Ray @ScottyRay35]

@samuelbienemy @LegionHoops Hakeem not being on there is almost criminal

[Scotty Ray @ScottyRay35]

@LegionHoops Love Iverson, but that’s way too high

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

It’s enough to make a grown man cry.

https://t.co/7ckxwU8UlE

[Woofers @NotWoofers]

Absolutely catastrophic for American men. If you are a sports better break away immediately. It is not worth it. You will not win it back. You will not beat the house. You are being exploited.

[Scotty Ray @ScottyRay35]

@AvaCincy @Skyline_Chili RIP :(

[Quindarious Cooch @bangingcooch]

Getting pee shy at the bar is a top 5 worst feeling moment

[Adrian Dater @adater]

I don’t think Stone Temple Pilots are talked about enough.

[Scotty Ray @ScottyRay35]

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[Scotty Ray @ScottyRay35]

@Willie700WLW Feels like the end of times…