Geriatric Millenial

out here existing

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

Talk to me once society has upgraded from sliced bread to sliced toast

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

Taking trash cans to the curb the morning of pick up instead of the night before should be the norm

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

@TimmyHallRadio, @DegenerateTBone, @CommonManRadio - thoughts on Ramseys Pizza on Northwest Parkway in Marysville?

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

@TimmyHallRadio DM me if you’re looking for a wildcard member guest parter at York this year

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

@TimmyHallRadio @YorkGC1924 Don’t forget me when the member guest rolls around

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

There are two types of people - those who tell you the high temperature and those who tell you the low temperature when asked about the forecast

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

My wife tells stories like Norm Macdonald tells jokes

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

The best part of the zoo is when you shit your pants and no one notices

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

@WhitePepperESQ @JMy826

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

The two thru five gutters for the @tigers went a combined 0 for 23 tonight. Absolutely abysmal.

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

Only way the @Lions win tonight is if I put my life savings on @Ravens Moneyline.

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

@JMy826 @BravesRadioNet Cooked

[BTG @BowTied_Golfer]

What your golf ball says about you. Discuss.

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

Name a bigger lie

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

@depaulo_ryan Read up on the return policy

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

Never trust a guy in a wheelchair with dirty shoes

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

Some self check outs are cool and are like please place your item in the bag and you have others with no chill that go place your VELVET COCKRING in the bag

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

@TimmyHallRadio @HilliardGov Actually, I did. I was walking my dog. I didn’t want to bother you during your intense match.

[Geriatric Millenial @ScottySuave]

My guy @TimmyHallRadio enjoying the newly extended @HilliardGov pickle ball courts in Roger Reynolds park. Albeit he is playing on an OG court.

Hilliard is that premier central Ohio suburb.

[_NamrokNamrok_ @_NamrokNamrok_]

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