(Oh Captain! My Captain! cadence)
Happy birthday Bryson.
You theatre kid trapped inside a homeschool kid.
You Benson Boone of golf.
You insufferable carbon copy Mr. Beast.
Crush on you Crusher.
(Hagestad’s LinkedIn tomorrow)
Well deserved!
Now that’s a Team Player! 😎
Fantastic news!
Couldn’t have happened to a better guy!
Congrats! ❤️
They’re luck to have you! Coffee soon!
You think the leaderboard is bad? Benson Boone was seen doing backflips off the pews just now. Johnson Wagner is apparently stretching, tearfully telling his children “goodbye” and heading out to hole 3. This is not my Oakmont.
Oakland A’s owner John Fisher. If you’re somehow on the fence about him just know that this is where he keeps Stomper. Inhumane is an understatement. Enjoy hell Mr. Fisher you’ve earned it. #JusticeForStomper
🚨Breaking🚨
Patrick Cantlay and Xander Schauflee refuse to participate in Patrick Cantlay’s wedding until being financially compensated.
@patrick_cantlay@XSchauffele@KVanValkenburg
So on 18, left tree, first cut, 290’sh out, there’s THIS plaque. Just, out of absolutely fuck’n nowhere. How’s the corrupt golf media not on this? A guy named, “Thurman?!” “HAPPY HOOKERS!?” Like who the fuck was this legend? Happy Hookers?” Unbelievable.