Scott Vipond Clarke

Actor, Writer, Dad. Not necessarily in that order. Oh, and Jolly Nice Chap.

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

Very disappointing experience with @WilsonartUK “customer services”. Failed to deliver today despite email.
They can’t say when delivery will actually take place, so I now look forward to a weekend with 2 kids and no kitchen. @Wickes, you should choose another distributor. 😡

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

Wizarding away for Easter Sunday in sunny Alnwick. Got myself an Easter treat tho!!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Suella Braverman got a warm reception at her weekly staff meeting this morning.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Tomorrow, I’ll be supporting teachers, civil servants, train drivers and bus drivers on strike.

Brave protests of the past have won the rights we enjoy today.

And they have built the foundations of the labour movement we should all be proud to defend.

[Labour Party Graphic Designers @LabourDesign]

One more time for the people in the back

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Rishi Sunak has been prime minister for six weeks and is now taking six weeks off for Christmas. But the Tories want to force train drivers to work on their rest days.

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

#TrainSelfie

Off to that there London for 30, that’s Thirty minutes of hard work.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Nadhim Zahawi should focus on why life is getting harder for most people in Britain after 12 years of his party being in power rather than make hateful slurs against me.

His sorry attempt to excuse his previous support for Johnson trivialises the fight against antisemitism.

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

Holding onto the doorframe like a toddler at bedtime.

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

I hope he stays as long as possible, to the bitter, BITTER end. I hope he’s dragged screaming and clutching from Number 10 like Cagney at the end of Angels With Dirty Faces

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

@Morrisons Just about to set off for a 6 hour drive to friends wedding. Went to make some crumpets for the journey. Only to find them riddled with mould. Best before tomorrow apparently…
Don’t have time to return them as we are setting off in 15 mins. #CrumpetRelatedSadness

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

@TPExpressTrains 17 quid from Leeds to York is daylight robbery. 🤬

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

My youngest thinks this fella is called CheeseBob SquarePants…and I will never ever correct him.
#CheeseBobForever #AlsoSquidford

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

Sorry about the last tweet…I just would really like to win a Tesla.

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

(Sorry everyone…)
I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Tesla Model Y, worth £55k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th April. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/0DYhPLyZBC

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

Loved watching the Winter Olympics this morning.
Shame Katie O didn’t get through to the slopestyle finals, but great to see her there after 2018.🏂
Canada’s 11-1 ice hockey win over Finland!! Awesome🇨🇦🏒
Even the team biathlon was a nail biter.🎿
Next the rugby!!🌹🏉
#EngVSco

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

@alanmedcroft Should be a “if you don’t live in London, did you visit briefly for work?” Option too.
Same outcome. I speak from experience.

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

@BeckyyAdele Sounds very Kimi to me.

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

@eliistender10 There’s more cake!

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

@80_mcswan YES

[Scott Vipond Clarke @ScottyVipond]

This would be a wonderful Xmas present. But which of his cretinous crew would we get as a replacement??
Would this trigger a GE in the new year??? 🤞🏻