Scotty

#laughloud

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

“I’m blessed that they drafted me in the seventh round in 1999 and that they stuck with me for all these years. Playing for one organization, Original 6 team, my favorite team growing up... it’s very special.”

#ThankYouZ https://t.co/AfxhBBdKf6

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Scotty @Scotty_Klein]

At Kroger and I encounter this with a woman:

Her: Oh am I in your way?!

Me: No no. You’re fine.

Her: Sorry. Cucumbers...some are soft and some are hard...not sure what to do...

Took every bit of my limited maturity to keep back my inner #MichaelScott

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Deadpool 2. Falling somewhere between The Godfather 2 and Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

When a crazy person who should have been caught by police & government authorities kills students, the media blames guns and the @NRA

When a law enforcement officer uses a gun to stop a mass shooting it gets glazed over and quickly forgotten by the media

[Scotty @Scotty_Klein]

@EmilySlavik20 @tjslavik42 I’d like to get in on this...happy birthday @tjslavik42

[Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed]

Sup. How’s it going? https://t.co/4or8hFIDvh

[Scotty @Scotty_Klein]

@meganklinect True relationship goals right here lol

[Scotty @Scotty_Klein]

@meganklinect Probs a good call lol

[Scotty @Scotty_Klein]

@meganklinect

[Scotty @Scotty_Klein]

When an ambulance almost merges into the side of you on the highway... #ironic

[Scotty @Scotty_Klein]

@EmilySlavik20 Meow 🐱

[Scotty @Scotty_Klein]

@EmilySlavik20 Stahp it you!

[Did the Red Wings Win? @DidThe_WingsWin]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES??? YES!!!

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

Hey gang, let's all wish Mickey Redmond a very Happy Birthday! 🎉🎂🎉 #BingoBango

[Scotty @Scotty_Klein]

Coworker: Slow day?

Me: I just finished watching a video on how to properly eat a chicken wing...

Coworker: ...keep up the good work

[Scotty @Scotty_Klein]

@PalindromeMarti my precinct didn't have them! I was pissed 😡