Cobb/Scotty

FUCK ICE🖕🖕 I retweet like I’m on tumblr instead 🥞 FE, CS2, WRC, NASCAR, planes, some politics 🐉 Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Bury me with my Ao3 drafts

[amelia @63loyal]

every sentence of this is just getting funnier. “i beat him fourth time in a row, three times in the same car 😬” already brutal but “ANOTHER time where he lost against his teammate this year ☺️” is the perfect final kill. you’d never see my face again

[Cobb/Scotty @Scotty_the_worm]

One time I failed an assignment m because I copied the prompt into a word document and the white text turned into normal text. Thought it was the stupidest requirement for the paper but managed to work it in. Then I got a 0%. Probably deserved. But it was funny.

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

32/35 students failed this professor's midterm using AI because he secretly hid some white font in his text.

[Lozzy Tabrias @lozzytabrias]

Ok so apparently one of Cadillac’s owners is under investigation by the FBI rn for financial reasons. I’m getting force India flashbacks, DAMNIT CHECO NOT AGAIN-

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Oh fuck you. FUCK you. You don't get to do this now. You don't get to turn around and go "Oopsie poopsie, we made a mistake!" This was YOUR genocide, motherfuckers. YOURS. You chose it. You own it. Forever. The stench of the rotting corpses in Gaza will follow you for all time.

[☭No Fascist USA ⚒︎ @Now_we_Revolt]

Look at us boycotting lettuce because the lettuce can hurt us. Imagine doing that to everything that hurts us, like wage slavery or fascism

[Cobb/Scotty @Scotty_the_worm]

@Chavalala24 I actually do have a fanfic narrated. Not by me but my friend did it 😂

It’s not very long though so you better clean your house fast

[b @wwxwashere]

“when i’m reading i picture myself as the protagonist” good for you, but when i’m reading i’m not even in the picture, i’m in the cuck chair of the mind

[alain prost propaganda machine @vercheating]

i’m not one for slander names but crashmusthappen alonslow and nowins really were generational

[kELLing myself @cantverstopim]

Quick reminder of all the driver contracts up at the end of this year:

Hamilton
Russell
Antonelli
Sainz
Albon
Hadjar
Hulkenberg
Bortoleto
Alonso
Stroll
Ocon
Bearman
Lawson
Lindblad
Colapinto

Max and Charles also have special exit clauses they can invoke.

[#1 Overgear Defender @FansprojectFan]

Me OMW to fucking get you:

[Jake Lucky🔜 GAMESCOM @JakeSucky]

The NiKo Never Give Up edit just dropped😭

R/Imaginary-Doubt6862

[yoongiyoongi @yoongisqrd]

I do believe Jin could run New York City. And now that I think about it actually… I also think Zohran could do Super Tuna

[Females in Motorsport @FemalesinMSport]

“If you love it, you’ve got to do it.” 💫

Making history at Le Mans, Denise Yeung became the first Chinese driver to compete in the Road to Le Mans.

We had the opportunity to sit down with Denise after qualifying. She describes her experience in Le Mans as “unreal”.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Tomorrow is the anniversary of the fall of Roe v Wade. And I just wanna say…. a ROYAL FUCK YOU to all who said we were exaggerating....

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Daniel Cressy, 23, becomes the first person in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease through gene therapy

[falcons yaoi 🦅🏆 @aretheyyouknow]

can't believe we actually got yuurih vs yaoi grand finals. pride major indeed

[Bleh @OfficialBleh]

Kyoskuke looking at Karrigan after every round 🥹

[Ozzny @Ozzny_CS2]

FALCONS ARE YOUR IEM COLOGNE MAJOR CHAMPIONS ‼️

NO MORE SUPERSTARS NEEDED

[Cobb/Scotty @Scotty_the_worm]

NIKO YOU ABSOLUTE GOAT