Scott Kean

living the dream here in the frozen tundra known as ottawa

[Scott Kean @Scottykean]

@playnewworld #giveaway #NewWorldWednesdays for the love of god let me in please

[Scott Kean @Scottykean]

I got a length of 23 in https://t.co/PglSkZVfgG! Can you beat that? #slitherio

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Inspired by DPRK women's football domination, representatives from English football team Aston Villa FC express desire to adapt tactics.

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Heroic computer vandals shut down all operation of imperialist US United Airlines. Ten thousand years of life to Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un!

[Scott Kean @Scottykean]

I'm gonna be in your head @swayzewaters gonna break you #watersgate2015

[Scott Kean @Scottykean]

@swayzewaters Sept 26th is the day you come back to Ottawa and all you will hear is my voice calling you all night like last year

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un vows to triple DPRK lobster production by 2017. Aquatic farm workers pledge quintupled lobster harvests by 2016!

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

War-torn US province of Texas suffers third day of anarchy, as motorcycle activists protest criminal policies of gangster president Obama.

[Dan O'Toole @dangotoole]

THIS IS REAL: Boss just told us, if this tweet gets 50 thousand retweets, @JayOnrait and I are allowed to grow beards for the playoffs.

[Scott Kean @Scottykean]

@suzyqdoughnuts do you have cinnamon toast crunch today?

[Zack Snyder @ZackSnyder]

There is only one true King. #unitetheseven

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Revolutionary computer heroes strike crippling blow against U.S. Central Command, destroying 97% of U.S. internet infrastructure.

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

In futile effort to ward off bankruptcy, U.S. mobster president Obama begs people of Cuba for foreign aid and investment.

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Revolutionary soldiers smash Japanese Sony and U.S. Microsoft computer game networks: Mass insanity reported among slothful U.S. children.

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

NK Won lauded as world's Strongest Currency, as US is forced to resort to cigarettes and barter in rural areas.

[Scott Kean @Scottykean]

@LFC

[Scott Kean @Scottykean]

@TangerOttawa ya i got a issue your god damn fireworks woke up my kid you douche bags

[Chumleighs Glebe @ChumleighsGlebe]

Just got another #N64 system in! Only $39.99 with 1 Controller, both cables, and 30 day warranty at #ChumleighsGlebe

[Scott Kean @Scottykean]

@MelnykEugene hey, so where you shipping Karlsson next summer since its been a habit of yours to get rid of them lately

[Tucker Max @TuckerMax]

If you think Ray Rice is bad, don't google the crimes of the Steelers QB. Hitting girls is maybe the fifth worse thing he's done to them