Scottymats

☣️ Timeline Polluter ☣️

[Scottymats @Scottymatch]

Asuma to Naruto like 10 episodes before getting fucking bodied

[chiri @rs_chiri]

so what gnomonkey died in runescape and cried. i do that every day. he is not special

[Gay Metro Boomin @gaymetroboomin]

Metro Boomin want some dick nigga!

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

blood pressure levels never before seen by God or man. He’s gotta be 210/180 here at least. If you poked him with a tack he would explode

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Having the tirecucks at Discount Tire replace my rear driver side for free whilst I have diarrhea in their bathroom

[A͓̽d͓̽a͓̽m͓̽(Surfside Second Inning Enjoyer) @Dunkintern]

I broke my hip throwing this pitch. This pitch is banned in Africa, you cannot throw this pitch in Africa.

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

A drawing from the episode "Suds."

[ChronoTheHarlequin @ChronoHarlequin]

“Lemme just check in on that Podracer who I bet 67000 credits on”
“…”

[Janie Danger 🥂 @Wifesucker]

it’s for you dawg, it’s lit

[Duuguu @ArtDuggy]

"never given a name" she clearly said "I'm Squidward"

[Scottymats @Scottymatch]

Lowkey it’s like there’s something almost addictive about these miller high lifes

[thunderba11r @thunderba11r]

Those dudes in Volcano Manor

[episode one @E1podcast]

donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

Sources telling me that Charlie will soon be stable

[avery @chitownavery]

doctors declaring me medically braindead after a failed ben simmons jumper implant