Scott

Sports, corny jokes, and sarcasm. I tweet to entertain myself.

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

So relatable.

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@braxton_mccoy When I was about 15 I pestered my dad to let me ride bulls like he did. He replied “I’ve done a lot of things that you’re not gonna do. Don’t bring it up again.” And I didn’t.

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@zacharyebell My grandma wore that VHS out back in the day.

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@BudLightSadness Sounds like you’re in the wrong town.

[Ben Wehrman @benwehrman]

🇺🇸❤️

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@ToddOnSports I was pretty into European soccer when I was younger. It attracted me in the same way baseball did. It was old. There was history. Both sports have their quirks that outsiders don’t understand, but those who love it embrace it. MLS is technically soccer. But not really.

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@BlairAngulo @Utes247 @JtWistrcill @CCHSFOOTBALL_ @levelupelitesFB @pinkoutlaws @Andrew_Ivins @TomLoy247 @247Sports @247recruiting @BunkiePerkins

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@SteveGuest @redsteeze He looks like Rick Moranis in a bald cap.

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@Sho_Unsub Maybe Brandon can fabricate one.

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@Mrgunsngear Simon says “touch your ear”

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@Carson_OKC 26%? I would have guessed 100%.

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@ClaudesBBQ @RobProvince @nikitabier @CoinComms

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@HLC_actual He’s probably never been to P.E. class.

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@GabeIkard @DrewAllen1 @trevor_knight9 No more playoff road games for you. The record speaks for itself.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Dalton Rushing when his baseball opponent is doing the most acceptable baseball activity

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@DonutOperator @kingpixmedia I done seent it. RIP to @The_King_Trout ‘s mouth.

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@Nessakins_ I don’t care too much. But this the first I’ve heard of a galette. So that’s interesting.

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@Justin_Nunley My boss has a nice scar on his forearm where his sleeve got caught on a drill bit.

[Scott @ScottythuBody]

@GeorgeStoia Who wouldn’t want to slap a teenager in the back of the head?