Scotty Watson’s Personal Account

Tweets on the love of improv, support for young people speaking their minds, left-wing politics & anything else that tickles my fancy. Especially stupid jokes.

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How I really feel.
Like, ALL the time.

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Not to be “that guy,” but we haven’t figured out how to run trains when it rains? How are we, in New Jersey, surprised by water??

Is that where we are?

@NJTrainDelays

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@NJTRANSIT has blocked 3/4 of each doorway leading into and out of Penn & Moynihan Station creating unsafe entrance & exit situations.

If this is for “security,” or “safety” it sure isn’t for the safety & security of us regular riders of NJTrans.

@GovKathyHochul @PhilMurphy

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Your Last Chance To Support Elke's Trip to The GATHER Improv Festival in Ireland!

Elke is helping introduce ANDTheatre Company to improvisors from across Europe!

Be a part of this exciting adventure! Even $10-bucks will help!

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Without being the sarcastic dick I usually am, we need more than 2 parties

Sadly one can’t just create a 3rd party. He must create a 3rd & 4th party, (1 right & 1 left) to lay fears of splitting if @elonmusk wants folks to join him

Elon, are any of your friends actual lefties?

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#DefendDemocracy
#50501
#HandsOff
#SaveDemocracy
#ProtectOurRights
#OurVoicesMatter
#Resist
#BlueWave
#GoodTrouble
#NoKingsInAmerica
#FreedomNotTyranny
#ProtectDemocracy
#DefendDemocracy
#NYCProtest
#MarchForDemocracy
#Resist
#PublicServicesMatter

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Fuck that guy

[Murie O'Fella @o_murie]

Who are DropkickMurphys?
They are radically kind, radically generous, radically unapologetic
That’s what we call muthaflippin PUNKROCK!!!
What have you done @elonmusk?

@dropkickmurphys
#BostonStrong
#FreeDropkickMurphys

[Brian Cardone 🏴‍☠️🇺🇦 @cardon_brian]

Well it’s Saint Patrick’s Day so I think we need to revisit this gem from Ken Casey of the Drop Kick Murphy’s. Go grab a pint and turn this up, it’s chicken soup for the soul. Make a plan to VOTE🗳️ blue up and down the ballot. Enjoy!#wtpBlue #DemVoice1

[🇺🇸GracieUSA1🇺🇸 @GracieUSA1]

THIS is one of the many reasons that I love #DropkickMurphys 💚☘️💚

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ELON MUSK IS AN UNELECTED BILLIONAIRE

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@TMrakas @tedcruz @Town_of_Aurora @1059TheRegion You are an embarrassment to my home town

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ELON MUSK is an afraid of talking to Jon Stewart.

Why are you so afraid Elon?

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DJT is a Russian stooge and ERM is just a stooge

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@RepAlGreen We rise and stand with Rep. Al Green

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My new title is, “Bad Mama Jama.”
Please respect the rank,
if not the person

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Dear @redbull,
I am a Red Bull drinker. I buy it by the case. I ❤️ the new sugar free flavors BUT… please rename your delicious “Juneberry” to “Saskatoon Berry,” which I believe is more accurate.

Thank you.

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These are not, “Anti-Trump,” protests. They are Pro-American-Democracy rallies!

#ProtectDemocracy
#DefendDemocracy
#VoteForDemocracy
#DemocracyForAll
#TrentonRally
#NewJerseyForDemocracy
#NJVotes
#StandUpForDemocracy
#WeThePeople
#UnitedForChange
#OurVoicesMatter
#SaveDemocracy

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@SenatorAndyKim Your support of Edan Alexander, their family and all the hostages is commendable and very important!

I also urge you to attend the pro-democracy protests right here in New Jersey, where one of ya day’s chants was, “Keep New Jersey Blue!”

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@SenatorAndyKim I completely agree that what you’re doing there is important! I’m just not sure that your physical presence in there would have quite the same impact as it would have today right here.