Scott

[acce @accekid]

When bro's son got suspended cus he was caught kissing two girls, but mine comes home with a medal and some stupid A+

[Scott @Scotwhales]

@AirtelNigeria Connection has been lost again ,this is becoming too inconsistent

[Scott @Scotwhales]

@theonlyfabian_ @AirtelNigeria Same here
Be like them dey use us play

[Scott @Scotwhales]

@AirtelNigeria
Tell me why my ODU lost connection outta nowhere over an hour
I still have a months worth of subscription active

[Scott @Scotwhales]

@theonlyfabian_ @AirtelNigeria I no restart
I just see network
So I can’t be sure

[Scott @Scotwhales]

@theonlyfabian_ @AirtelNigeria Nigeria

[Scott @Scotwhales]

@theonlyfabian_ @AirtelNigeria Working fine now @theonlyfabian_

[Scott @Scotwhales]

@AirtelNigeria The number has been provided in your dm
A chatbot response is all i got
Fix up

[Feanor @nimgaladh]

haha

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

The comma, guys… THE DAMN COMMA 😭

[Scott @Scotwhales]

@ChuksEricE We are not angry enough as citizens

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

The moment an Agbero in Lagos demanded ticket money from an Aboki who was cutting nails.

[Scott @Scotwhales]

Spot on

[Scott @Scotwhales]

This genuinely gotta be rage baiting

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

I have a real issue with how stop-and-search is done. Private cars get pulled over constantly, but those run-down korope and danfo buses almost never get checked.

Meanwhile, those same vehicles are often overcrowded, barely roadworthy, and the easiest places for anything suspicious to go unnoticed.

Selective enforcement like this defeats the whole purpose of policing.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Boss: Everyone needs to return to office full-time.

Employee: Our productivity metrics are actually 22% higher with remote work.

Boss : But collaboration and culture are suffering.

Employee : Our collaboration tools usage is up 34% and employee satisfaction is at a record high.

Boss : I still want everyone back. I just don't trust what I can't see.

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The return-to-office debate isn't about productivity.
It's about control.

Hard truths about the RTO push:
• 78% of companies pushing RTO show no productivity decline remotely
• Middle managers report feeling "less essential" with remote teams
• Companies with strict RTO policies are seeing 2.5x higher turnover
• 83% of employees would take a pay cut to maintain remote flexibility

The real reason many companies want you back:
They invested billions in real estate they don't want to write off.

The most progressive companies aren't deciding between office or remote.
They're creating systems that optimize for results, not location.

True leadership isn't about seeing people at desks.
It's about creating conditions where people thrive.

[sweet_coder @AdegbemboB]

Some of these P2P vendors on these exchanges are actually thieves 😭

I tried to sell my USDT… I was supposed to get 553,000 naira, but this vendor sent me 535,000 naira thinking I wouldn’t notice. Lmao 😂😂

I told him to send the remaining balance, and he didn’t even hesitate which means it wasn’t a mistake.

He really wanted to scam me thief

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

1. Our skeletons are wet.
2. your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it
3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don’t take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.

5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby’s gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.
6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don’t believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can’t feel pain. That’s why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.
8. That ringing in silence isn’t silence
When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing?
That’s your brain listening to its own nervous system.
You are hearing yourself functioning.
9. You will never experience your own death.
You only experience approaching it… Then nothing.
Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories.
You don’t.
You never know you’ve become a memory.
From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.

[ᜰ @KiddoCantMiss9]

I’m not even asking for free money, just put me on🥺🤲🏿