TwoScoundrels

Two time-traveling comrades named Rob and Boris on a jerry-rigged time machine stuck in the year of 1996.

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

@Smashiebros @thecatsaysmooo @bleedingpipe @InanimateSum @BroYouWack pussy ass bitch blocking because you’re getting proven wrong. maybe try to show interest in your country and companies will come. also again, america is like 50 countries in one. and louisiana literally does get nothing but continue being a retard and i’ll keep reporting you 😘

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

current mood

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

a post so the cock sucker doesn’t suspend the account

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

The Force is strong with this lobsterwoman. 🦞

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#FreeBritney🙏

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

Thumb Rob is here for you

[Pearl ✨👽 @thecatsaysmooo]

vegeta trending? look at his ass

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

power of the gouch too strong 😔

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

i broke it switching to this account smh

[Pearl ✨👽 @thecatsaysmooo]

twitter was working fine on my pc but i just had to switch accounts and make it not work

[Pearl ✨👽 @thecatsaysmooo]

like to scare someone

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

Little victories

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

Typing lol after a humorous message is the text equivalent of a laugh track

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

You can't use a cello as lubricant trust me I've tried

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

Lmao all these northerners saying the South can't handle the cold, spend a week in 100+ degree weather and 100% humidity and try again ya schmucks

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

Oh my fuck New Zealand is literally Sealand with an accent

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

This handsome bastard dragged me out of bed to inform me that, although both other bowls had food, the one he likes to eat out of did not.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Puppy Bowl Overshadowed By League’s Rampant Heartworm Pill Abuse https://t.co/TTbd3UMEbd

[Pearl ✨👽 @thecatsaysmooo]

and then there's chunky

[jae 💕 ceo of mista @lesbianmista]

dentists can tell when you’ve sucked dick??????

[TwoScoundrels @ScoundrelsTwo]

I think I'm going to open a dual purpose tabletop gaming and BDSM shop called Dungeon Masters. Our motto: For role players of all types.