Steph Johnson

#Liverpoolblogger & entrepreneur. She/her. Fuck the Tories @Scousebirdshop [email protected] 🇺🇦

[Steph Johnson @ScouseBirdBlogs]

Always creating, always travelling, always online
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[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.

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This actually looks boss! The kids would love it! @Yonbo_ai

#ad This Chinese Robot Will End Your Kids’ Screen Addiction https://t.co/I8evyk2Nb9

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Interesting because the Yonbo robot actually looks boss 🤔🙏🏻

[Yonbo.ai @Yonbo_ai]

Yonbo Is Here: What Happened Between Yonbo and @Kickstarter
We want to address the truth about the recent events involving Yonbo and respond to the false allegations that have emerged. As we move forward, it's important to highlight our achievements:
⏫Yonbo has secured over $2 million in crowdfunding pledges.
⏫We have amassed over 15,000 email subscribers off Kickstarter.
⏫We received over 8,000 genuine pre-orders.
⏫Additionally, we cultivated more than 6,000 dedicated members in our Facebook group..#crowdfunding #justice4yonbo #fightkickstarters #Kickstarter
Read our complete statement👇

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Omg stop it right now! That dead cheap high street outlet website that I’ve told you about before has just got this green leopard print number in stock for £16.99! All sizes available at the mo - it’s a bit of us leopard print lovers! Link: https://t.co/Yrr2SQg54E (affiliate)

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

The same police force who had to deal with the trauma of the Southport attacks is dealing with yesterday's incident.

Releasing information about the driver early to try and avoid a repeat of the Farage riots was exceptional policing.

Agenda free common sense.

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Mother’s Day soon! 💖 Don’t leave it last minute—free delivery on all greetings cards, plus loads of mugs and cute local jewellery to make your ma feel dead special.

Is she a 5-star ma? Does she love a posh cuppa? SORTED
https://t.co/lZJ9FLI0CJ

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Mother’s Day is NEXT weekend! 😂

Free delivery on all greetings cards, so get yours sorted now and make sure your ma gets the love she deserves! or you'll be off the roast guest list 💖
https://t.co/lZJ9FLIysh

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This is why I say I can’t live without my scouse bird diary. It’s true. Do you know how many hilarious thoughts and life changing ideas I’ve had just as I’m dropping off to sleep and too tired to write them down?

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That sound though! 🍷✨ Is there anything nicer than a fresh bottle of wine being poured? I think not. And what better glass to have it in than one with the Liverpool skyline on? Absolute *gorge*. 😍

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Ryanair be like:

Flight out: 99p treat yourself
Return: £876 you may return… but for a price

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Millennials love a sourdough starter because we miss our tamagotchis

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I swear me washing machine eats socks. I’ve now got a drawer of singles like I’m running a dating app for footwear.

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Just realised I spent December saying, “It’s fine, I’ll sort it in January,” but now January me hates December me

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What’s longer? A plank minute, a washing machine final minute, or the queue for the omelette station at the all inclusive?

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Today is the day when traditionally your true love should give you 5 gold rings. So if they don’t, we riot.

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Shout out to all the mums putting in the 2am Christmas Eve shift to make sure everything is magical in the morning

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Happy “blitzing the house like Jesus himself is coming to do an inspection” day to all who celebrate

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Happy ‘going out and spending £345 on a food shop and then ordering a takeaway cos you’re not allowed to eat any of it’ day