Scouse Gary

I once got one of my plumbs stuck in the toaster......don't ask, its probably what you think :s

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@historyinmemes Balls rolling down a hill? Nothing, its balls rolling down a hill.

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

if someone put a gun to ye head an said suck it or die would you just do it in disgust or think fuck it if I gotta do it im doin a god job?

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

I've got a theory on why gay people are gay.Ever squeezed a fat shit out?Such pleasure/relief when its out.When the cocks out,same feeling

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

Who's up for going down to melwood on Monday?We can do wanker signs behind the ssn reporter,the rest of UK will think lpool is boss #doubtIt

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@tunjerikoko @talkSPORT you're drunk!

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@mrdanwalker I want to eat that chicken! Just sounds delicious

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@Bloodzeed wow, lucky them

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@Joeeeyy95 @hannahyhyh wow, she used to be good lookin

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@BadWanker I tried that, just ended up with sweetcorn on the end :(

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@chrissytodd11 @RyanJFT96 @Jamie_Wright16 chris, I heard there's a party in your month and everyones welcome to come?

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@RyanJFT96 @chrissytodd11 chris, ive heard you've always got a c*ck in your month?

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@RyanJFT96 lad, you better wash your month out with soap!

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@chrissytodd11 @RyanJFT96 chris open your month whilst I take a shit in it

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@DanielTank @hannahclaydon13 I would let you watch me take a s***

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@hannahyhyh I'd miss a meal for that #DependsOnTheMeal

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

Its mad how girls make ye willy go bigger #willy #girls #TurtlesHead #PurpleAckie

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

Give me an 'S'

[Hat scarf or a badge @hatscarforabadg]

Liverbird trefoil on pre order now

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@GaryLineker gaz, im not gay but,I'd pedal the shit out of those ears if I were x

[Scouse Gary @ScouseGary]

@scousebabe888 I'd destroy that