Mikey Rawlins

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

I didn’t think he made contact 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

Some tune this

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

Something else these. Aldi specials

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

He’s everywhere since coming back from managing in Saudi

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

That Michael Jackson film was class, I really hope he wasn’t a pizza file

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

@Benjwinst I feel like having a progressive project manager now would help, rather than targets looking at the last 12 months at the club

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

@MarinaPurkiss @JeremyVineOn5 Well done, Marina 👏

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

You can’t beat a Jungle playlist in the sun

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

@Benjwinst I’m sick of moaning but I really don’t feel optimistic for the summer and next season. I think I’ve had more optimism when we’ve been in a mess of a club 😂

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

Saw a goth girl in thick tights and boots before. They’d deffo survive an apocalypse

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

When Kinnear told us Evertonians we should be “happily dissatisfied” we were ahead of Sunderland. Sunderland beat us and we just lost again. Sunderland finished 7th, us 13th - they earned £16 mil more than us on league placement. The club made about 1.6 mil putting our STs up

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

@CamelPhat A song not about Everton 😩

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

@ElBobble Protecting an asset otherwise he leaves for free. Doubt he’ll be the starting LB, or we sell him

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

@Benjwinst Feel so down watching these play. How could Kinnear pass if he’s willing to talk to us. He needs legging

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

“Everton expects success, and if we don’t deliver success, we’ll give you stability, increase your ticket prices and charge you £6.50 for a doughnut… LOL”

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

Saw him in Sefton Park on a bike

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[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

“You’re gonna have the shits” would have made more sense

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

Google reviews - some people don’t half like to eat shite. Why’s it so hard to get a good takeaway

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

Google reviews - some people don’t half like to eat shite. Why’s it so hard to get a good takeaway

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

If they’re “patriots”, why are they flying in anyway?

[Mikey Rawlins @ScouseJesus]

At the end of the day, Palace played Thursday and had a night out since. Absolute losers, don’t deserve Europe