Not Jurgen Klopp

Liverpool manager. Joe Allen's 302nd biggest fan. German. #TheNormalOne (Parody)

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

My 3rd match as Liverpool manager, and my third match tied. I'm just too good at drawing.....#LFC #LFCvSOU

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

I'm going to make sure I win a European trophy this season as Liverpool manager. I've been playing none stop on the PS4 to make sure #LFC

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

My first match as Liverpool manager. Just taught Coutinho about the birds and the bees he's picking it up well #LFC

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

Just finished my first press conference. It's very different from the ones I did in Germany, coz now I have no wallet #LFC #Klopp

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

Just been to training and realised It's #NoBraDay. Convenient as this guy keeps making a tit of himself in defence.

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

Watching England vs Estonia to scout my new Liverpool players. Adam Lallana is looking good #England #ENGvEST

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

I've taken Jon Flanagan under my wing, well, I've tried to give him his own wings.... #LFC #JurgenKlopp #KloppLFC

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

I've heard about people having chips on their shoulder, but Mamadou Sakho has a chip on his head! #LFC #Klopp

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

Liverpool and I are delighted to announce the signing of Xavi on a 17 year contract #WelshXavi #LFC #JurgenKlopp

[Not Jurgen Klopp @ScouseKloppLFC]

I've arrived at Anfield and met all the players. Great to see I can pick Sloth from the Goonies for my team sheet.