Mike

Your local scruffy lookin nerf herder.

[Mike @Scovandris]

@RandPaul People can’t afford to live, you absolute chungus.

It’s not complex.

[Mike @Scovandris]

@BasedMikeLee You’re fucking disgusting and should be ashamed. Really would be a shame if this happened to YOU and people mocked your death huh?

I’d say your death would be a tragedy, but I’m not much one for lying.

[Darth Dawg Jnr @bathdawg]

Like this, if you think Elon Musk is a moron.

[Mike @Scovandris]

@bristianchale I honestly try to make sure people have read my profile which explicitly states at the start that I'm ENM. I don't want ot to be a surprise, and I want to make sure they're comfortable with the idea. It really is unfortunate that people have such a negative view 💔

[Mike @Scovandris]

@pixelsuperhero

[Mike @Scovandris]

@bristianchale Oh man, I honestly can't remember! We weren't allowed to pet the because pigs and people have too similar immune systems </3

[Mike @Scovandris]

@bristianchale

[Mike @Scovandris]

@bristianchale Dude, Cross-E-ranch! I just went there recently and it was magical!

[danibutt @pixelsuperhero]

Bump for Queso! Commissions are going to making his new house as comfy and cozy as possible 🐍💕

[Mike @Scovandris]

@JuanitozWay @thedestinyshow 🤡

[Mike @Scovandris]

Update: I ate 2/3rds of a box of coco pebbles in two bowls and I think it was too much.

[Mike @Scovandris]

I don't get how people are worried about how "dangerous" weed is compared to alcohol.

The most dangerous thing I've done while high is set up a mouse trap.

[Mike @Scovandris]

@MegoLand Did the same thing with Icy hot after a shower.

Mistake.

[Mike @Scovandris]

@bristianchale Presidential candidates are (mostly) a different breed unfortunately.

[Mike @Scovandris]

@pixelsuperhero No worries, thanks friendo ❤️