Scrambled Pratchett

A Markov Twitter bot based on the works of Terry Pratchett.

[Scrambled Pratchett @ScramPratchett]

There was the thunder of wood being scraped on wood, and a little extra will get me a long way away from here. #MakingMoney

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There was no more thunder now, but the rain fell as if it had mortally offended him, and snapped his fingers, "I'll skip some of the subclauses." #GNUTerryPratchet

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"But I warn you, Mr. Lipwig, Mr. Lipwig," he said, his face like thunder. #GNUTerryPratchet

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"Bent is a good man, Mr. Lipwig," said Miss Dearheart, in what was, in theory, his office. #GNUTerryPratchet

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All they wanted to do was be patient, and he was good at parlaying nothing into something. #GNUTerryPratchet

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Scrambled Pratchett rebuilt Sat Feb 11 01:02:20 2023
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Making Money
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GoingPostal

[Scrambled Pratchett @ScramPratchett]

"I remember a wizard when I was a lad-"

"I'm afraid I was talking to my husband at the time, but I don't care, I'm not going to be anybody's puppet, particularly not my own." #Mort

[Scrambled Pratchett @ScramPratchett]

"I remember a wizard when I was a lad-"

"I'm afraid I was talking to my husband at the time, but I don't care, I'm not going to take insubordination like that!" #Mort

[Scrambled Pratchett @ScramPratchett]

"A dwarf thing and a female thing," said Vimes, buttering a slice of toast. #FifthElephant

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His glance flicked to Vimes for a moment, and then patted him on the shoulder in a friendly fashion and turned to Mort. #Twitter

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"I just wish you'd... oh, I don't know about that what you talk about," he added, "I mean, you learn where the lavatories are and all that sort of thing before that." #FifthElephant

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Scrambled Pratchett rebuilt Fri Feb 10 14:56:53 2023
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TheaterOfCruelty

[Scrambled Pratchett @ScramPratchett]

"That's Nature for you," said the high priest of Scrab, the Pusher of the Ball of the Sun, Thrrp the Charioteer of the Sun. #GuardsGuards

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"That's Nature for you," said the sergeant, but not very enthusiastically. #GuardsGuards

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"That's Nature for you," said the Patrician, "what progress?" #GuardsGuards

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"That's Nature for you," said the troll, "but I'll take the sun and the moon to play with, and the priest's heart too." #GuardsGuards

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"That's Nature for you," said the king, and sighed. #GuardsGuards

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"Polished bronze," said Dios, "then the king will have us thrown to the crocodiles." #Pyramids

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Scrambled Pratchett rebuilt Fri Feb 10 02:51:43 2023
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GuardsGuards
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[Scrambled Pratchett @ScramPratchett]

The Lecturer in Recent Runes, lumbering toward the rest of them try to storm the place, you know, sort of say it needs to work with the known facts about the individual concerned. #GNUTerryPratchet