Megan Jean

I would say one of my biggest strengths is committing to the bit

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

I might need to get back on my Prozac because I’ve been crying actual tears of excitement thinking about whatever @SJMaas is about to announce. Does this mean I should get a third sjm tattooo?!??

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

I need to get back on my Prozac but I’ve also read 11 books so far in February so like… eh

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

It’s me and kindle unlimited against the world, babes

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

It’s been a few years since I’ve tweeted about One Direction. They still go crazy as fuck.

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

I’m crashing the fuck out

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

Thinking about when she said “See you next era…” ❤️‍🔥

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

I need this as merch pls

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

The way I’m currently addicted to reading books that make my heart literally hurt

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

Free Sean Kingston

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

Not to be a big back, but leftover spaghetti on buttered bread is god tier

[໊ @buffys]

only twitter and gulf of mexico are allowed to be deadnamed

[jules ⋆✴︎˚⋆ @missionharrie]

my NFL if u even care

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

as an empath i feel gay around you

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

Ope. Sometimes I forget people still follow me and are active on here and I’m not just tweeting into the void.

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

I want to care about the NFL like all these people in my life. Not because it seems like they’re having fun, but because they’re devastated all the time, and that really appeals to me.

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

Hey it’s like 1:30am but I’m actually unable to sleep thinking about how I deliberately wore side ponytails in high school if I pulled my hair up and occasionally made it a personality trait.

[Megan Jean @ScrambledMegan]

I wish I could make Pink pony Club my featured song on MySpace :(

[rob @rbrtormrz]

why dont you guys try reading 4 20 minutes

[ulli (post-eras version) 🫶🏻 @ullifo]

just saw someone say that Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? just didn't really make them feel anything and i wonder what it's like to not have that song make you wanna walk into the woods and scream forever