𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓

You can't arrest incompetence. -FBI investigator's assessment of Scranton government 2008- ?

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

If your response to Gen John Kelly, gold star father & Trump’s WH chief of staff, confirming that Trump praised Hitler & called members of our military “suckers and losers” is to defend Trump, you need to look in the mirror and realize your dishonor will live forever.

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

@nicksortor That’s NOT what he said you insincere troll

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

@realDonaldTrump @LaraLeaTrump Sorry grumpy gramps, hypnosis ain’t gonna work

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

Sure @paamwater! We’ll do all this if YOU don’t dump tons of silt into Roaring Brook, deal?

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

And this city claims to be pro small business

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

Have you considered, @UGI, that having to make this question the largest graphic on your envelope may mean you’re charging way too much?

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

Scranton’s true sister city is Wrexham

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

There is no more spectacular display of absolute procedural ignorance than a Scranton Planning Commission meeting

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

Personally, I’d be happier with a splash pad than a pool at Nay Aug. And on opening day I would arrive in full scuba gear

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

Like mom always said, before you go change the world, make your bed.

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

Attention Scranton: Don’t expect @JohnFetterman to keep doing it for us #StopLitteringOnScranton

[Lotus Eater @TheBosha]

Want to make a difference in your world? Stop clicking and pick up the litter that’s in front of your house. Level-up by picking up the whole street curb-to-curb just on your side, both sides if you aspire to bonafide eco-warrior status. It’s not that hard

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

Scranton twitter needs a @ MrVoldenberg account

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

a Go Fund Me for Jessica Rothchild to get her hair washed #YouTubeCityCouncil

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

Look at that crowd, folks. Huge! Does this look like the crowd of someone who lost an election? No! It’s a huge riot in the streets!

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Scranton. ⚡️

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

If half my weekly garbage is the litter I’ve picked up off my own street do I get a tax deduction

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

Dr. Oz doesn’t live in Pennsylvania. https://t.co/FP2RLJimwb

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

That illegal-dump-in-Old Forge guy is like the train to New York, they keep getting him but he never shows up

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

Everyone crowding-in at La Festa? Apparently the porketta is to die for

[𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑y 𝕾𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖓 @ScrantonSrsly]

Everyone excited for La Covid Italiano?