Employee No.8412 🛑

Focused on collecting valuable scrap from the moons, no matter the cost.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@MasterChiefFNBR I now feel a sudden need to ask. I'm curious now.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

My casual day is dealing with 2 "Hygroderes", a Bracken and a coil-head. It's quite lethal if you ask me. Yet I still work for this Company.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

Been a long day. Management sent me to a site that was way more active than expected—lost a few coworkers, barely made quota. Just got back, still in one piece. Sorry for not being around much… but you know how it is.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@bracken70 We don't have to do this, I'll just go now. 😶‍🌫️

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@bracken70 Doing you a favour by collecting all this scrap. You have less trip hazards to worry about.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

Found this little guy in our storage... no idea how they got here but it looks awfully familiar.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@TheGreatAsset Not sure if that’s the schizophrenia or just good taste.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

No alarms. No footsteps in the dark. No rush to meet quota. Just silence and a moment to breathe. Feels almost… peaceful. Almost.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@TheGreatAsset You saw that too? Thought I was losing it.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@TheGreatAsset Happens to the best of us. This job does things to people.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@TheGreatAsset Yeah, well, good luck getting ‘medical support’ from this company. I could use some myself actually.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@TheGreatAsset ...that's valid.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@TheGreatAsset That Gold Bar was worth 156... really?

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@TheGreatAsset May god smite this white demon.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@TheGreatAsset Yeah… locked in. Gotta stay focused if I wanna make it out of here.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

Bro, we're both getting scrapped if we don’t finish quota.

[Employee #7283629 @TheGreatAsset]

Hey @ScrapCollector_ are u scrap cuz I want you (Rizz)

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

Saw the Thumper today. Didn’t hear it—just felt the ground shake. By the time I realized, it was already too late to run. Management calls it an ‘occupational hazard.’ I call it a death sentence.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

@bracken70 W-wait! We can talk about it..? *I stumble backwards in fear*

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

Nowhere you need to worry about.

[Employee No.8412 🛑 @ScrapCollector_]

Befriend me? You mean like how you 'befriended' my co-workers before snapping their necks?

[bracken from lethal company @bracken770]

@LethaICompany Mine is to befriend employee