Biz

Just a scrap mechanic with a weapons repair service! Dms open ofc, feel free to @!
he/him

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

"Yes that is a Scrapper car and no I wont give it back"

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A flapjack octoling that has a knack for weapon repair! Also a bit of a scrap mechanic, and never leaves a salmon run shift without a piece of scrap or tech

#splatoonoc
#SplatoonRP
#MVRP
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[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

I meant like

Splatsville..

Being a bunch of sand and ruins..

I said the wrong thing, ive been down here for too long..

[「𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗱」 @KatouWasTaken]

Granted, the Splatlands always have been mostly — just that.

It‘s — it‘s a peaceful life.

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

Ouhhh..

[— 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐢. 𖤓 @BLESSEDGENlUS]

. . Well good luck with that 💧

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

Well i would! Problem, underground tunnels. I am completely lost.

[— 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐢. 𖤓 @BLESSEDGENlUS]

Get out the hole ?

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

Wait

Is anybody still even out there?!

What if i come put of this hole and the splatlands has become a pike of sand and ruins?!

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

I JUST REALIZED I COULD BE ON AN ISLAND, WORKING WITH SCRAP

BUT IVE BEEN STUCK IN A HOLE!

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

Are yall still here? Hello?

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

Uh

Ok so

I may

Have forgotten the password to my squitter..

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

Heya! We're back open!

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

SORRY!

We will be closed for the concert as IM NOT MISSING IT FOR ANYTHING!

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

ATTENTION!

If your weapon breaks during the grand festival, i will be located in Vendor Section 1C !!!

All repairs are half off. But i will NOT BE DOING MODS!!!

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

I barely held it together during the blot.

You think i can handle a VISUAL zombie story?!

[💙cap'n🎶 @Captain3_Golem]

Wait till you figure out zombie movies

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

I really gotta stop reading those zombie books...

Keep giving me nightmares?

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

Well if I see an ACTUAL ZOMBIE WALKIN AROUND ALL FRIENDLY

Im going to lose it.

I HAVE 4 TURRETS AT THE READY DONT TEST ME

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

@Marina_hypefrsh Another one??

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

@Marina_hypefrsh 👁 👁

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

@Kikura_hypefrsh So how we gonnna get paid, exactly

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

Oh hey, same here.

You got eye surgery too, weird human-like thing?

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

@hivemindmonarch @HicksNery6877 @ProjC001 Actually thatd be an octoling/octarian

[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

@Captain3_Golem AUTOBOMB
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[Biz @ScrapMechBiz]

@Marina_NewAgent The hells a united states