Gordon McCoyer

Just your average lowly salt miner. Salt of the earth, if you will. Pro-liberty Anti-segregationist

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@DefiantLs Classic example of:
"don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash."

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@StutteringCraig There's something so quaint about how I've been hearing the horror stories of an AI future my entire life and when we have access to it we just make videos of Stephen Hawking doing backflips.

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@TheAKGuy Audit the IRS.

Have the remaining agents audit everyone who are getting fired.

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@MadamSavvy How isn't homosexuality degenerate?

What exactly are dudes cumming in other dude's asses or women slamming clams generating?

We get it, you enjoy making your gooner content but Jesus fuck use a sembelence of intelligence.

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@ShitpostRock It's called being a brain dead leftoid who offloaded their morality on the "experts" rather than actually understanding what "fascism" is.

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@thatstarwarsgrl The meme response is usually "remember, this person votes."

This is worse.

She votes and people voted for her. 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

Fuck, the US is such a joke

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@kristanovva I'd take none of these to have the original size of the McDonald's snack wrap or the size of the Taco Bell crunch wrap supreme back.

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@StardustNova27 Fox and the Hound(1981)
So many moments with emotional depth that you don't see anymore. Often with just animated facial expressions.

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@EndWokeness Also his lungs were way heavier than an average adult male.
When you OD on fentanyl your lungs fill with fluid.

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@Alphafox78 You're missing out.
M*A*S*H is a fantastic show. The range of emotion and dark topics to a raunchy comedy between episodes is crazy.

That last episode will destroy anyone with a heart.

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@DefiantWorld As a DJ. This was personal.

You are at a wedding. As a DJ you're a glorified jukebox that plays classic rock and top 100. This dude is cutting in samples and dropping an EDM banger like "Ode to Oi"

She probably said "All you do is press play." He chose violence.

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@NotHaru47

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@kristanovva Is that a plumbus?

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@kristanovva Rock n Roll Racing!
Not enough people mention this snes game

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@LiberalHivemind My short list is
Kari Lake
Alex Jones
Michael Malice

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@yourboyPat47 Coming to a movie theater near you!

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@TheQuartering

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@MelonieMac "He's pulling his c*ck out!" - Mo1stCr1tikal to other Mo1st, probably.

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@clownworld She looks like she would ask if mayonnaise is an instrument.

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@LibertyCappy Someone better than me at AI and video editing do the full song with Trump images the lyrics give so much opportunity for memes.

"I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe
If your girl steps up I'm smacking a hoe"
"And just like the prodigal son I've returned!"