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GenXer - my Id lives here

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@pattonoswalt Gen X: Quietly cleaning up after everybody's crap.

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@EmilioEmm Queen of Genovia has dual citizenship.

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@RonFilipkowski Body double

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@thejackhopkins Joe Rogan has no core expertise. He will fall for anything that sounds plausible. If you listen to anyone for three hours, almost anything can sound plausible.

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@interesting_aIl From where? The sewers?

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@travisakers It’s called natural selection.

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@Acyn What is he actually challenging her to? A fist fight? Debate? Drum off?

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@razorfist He looks like he stole Pee Wee’s bike.

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@957thegame @MorningRoast957 Giannis is the future.

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@Kalshi It’s called pumping and dumping.

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@mehdirhasan While one was in the hospital with cancer.

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@zukokins How the fuck did Zach Morris become governor? That’s the worst.

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@Acyn Every accusation is a confession.

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@Chase_Senior We already knew who he was. We’ve had 5 years to compartmentalized his political beliefs and put it in a side box. We only care about his performance on the field at this point.

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@DailyMail So you smear him, but it fails, because it makes him seem pretty cool.

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@OBC15u Sounds like you hate your wife.

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@NekiasNBA Defense win championships.

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@therealAAndrew @ChrisMoore15915 @atrupar I can’t understand you with Putin’s cock in your mouth.

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@AlexSJacquez Ice cream has always been one of Biden’s core priorities.

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@AccountableGOP If he can’t keep track of who represents him at a rally, how can he track of people in an administration?

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@akashanav Maybe Adam Peters wasn’t a wunderkind.