Scratch the sloth

Sloth with plans of global domination. But being slow at things (I am a sloth after all) I never get round to it. More of a bed sloth

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@KieraDiss I assume 10 seconds before this fight broke out “John I fucking l swear if you play wonder wall one more time” was said

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@dr_jeff @fesshole They have sold sex aids from day one. You just need to be imaginative and a bit brave. Start with the fruit and veg section 1st

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@benonwine Hatful bitch

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@SteveMa14783493 @90sfootball Ohhh you got a fancy one. There was a gold one too as I recall

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@Muhamma82093868 @zarahussain999 No adultery? no alcohol? no Intrest? No gambling ? No fraud? No homosexual acts? . Well that’s my weekend ruined

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#bbcworldcup only turned on tonight in the hope to find out about bob #ripbobthecat

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@ScotlandNT Scotland . Get a goal . That’s a order

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@Nigel_Farage Did they call you a cunt? Cos if they did you can’t really complain can you?

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@Freyaaie captain hollister

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@MysticMall0w Another thing that sets them apart is billie has never rapped a kid

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@Sweettalkin53 Why she got 3 hands?

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@Sky_blue_Claire This is fantastic

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@instantMash70 @SammieDI80 Why were you in Coventry today? At there ground? Just before the parade? ……is some one a fan?

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@100_Billion_ @SkyFootball When am on my knees I’ve got few good moves too

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@Mouse_Mat How did that pan out ?

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@oelma__ On todays episode of men tell women what to do with there own body’s

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Well about 5 hours from now and we could be premierships . Am still nervous #ccfc #coventry

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@staceybarnfield @Brumpic I saw this exhibition when I was a lad . Saw a little boy by the entrance who could here the Dinosaurs rawwing and begged his mum to “get me out of this place” under the promise of “il be good il be good”. Hope that little lad Doesn’t have PDSD today

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Leicester . 2016 . BET

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@Dkelly4congress @Ivankatrumpne Is it me or is Donald looking like he really loves it when Jesus fondles his nipples ?